Just to brighten your day

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Today I'm getting my hair cut and am giving blood.

If anyone asked, I could legitimately say I am being shorn and bled.

Which sounds like the run-up to something awesomely culty.

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I especially like Applied Materials/Planned Parenthood. Creepy.

Oh man.

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I was looking for something just now and came across the Dec 10, 2007 issue of The New Yorker. Lead story:

Eliot Spitzer's Very Bad Year:
His aggressive style backfired disastrously in Albany. Can New York's governor get back on track?

I have found the perfect word to describe myself: ectomorph.

Filling an SUV tank once with ethanol consumes more maize than a typical African eats in a year.

1. Handed in my independent study today. 48 pages. My printer refused to work as it came down to the wire. I had literally just ten, fifteen minutes to print the sucker off and get to the bus stop. I glanced at my screen and noticed the gem:
   
   "which is why we need a final solution..."
   
   There's this statistical theory that human beings experience one ( Read more... )