003 -A Black...bugger it, I can't be arsed right now.

[gotyourlocket]

The future is awful, I'll have you know.

To begin with, something is terribly wrong with it. Quite a few things, really.

For example, they've decided that London would be a smashing place to ruin the skyline with this thing

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[wolfbytheears]

You've gone to the future?

[wolfbytheears]

A parachute. A bunch of cloth that catches the air so you float down gently rather than slamming your face into concrete?

[gotyourlocket]

hmmm you know smuch muggly thing. whatd they need thosefor?

hit the shouldr actully. next time I'll hve water.

[wolfbytheears]

My mum's muggle-born. And it's so they don't slam their faces into concrete when they jump out of aeroplanes or off of cliffs or whatever they do.

Did you heal yourself?

[gotyourlocket]

no shockthere.

muggles jumpfrm aeroplsanes? no. can;t be true.

fff. prhaps later.

[wolfbytheears]

What, I don't have the air of a pureblood about me?

They do. The thrillseeking ones.

The longer you wait the harder it is to heal and the more likely to scar.

[gotyourlocket]

no.

theyr far madder than I knew.

cant be arsed. Bsides your not ment to castsplle when you'r a bit tipsy

[wolfbytheears]

I know.

Regulus. Have you met your mum?

You're an idiot. If you weren't in the future I'd fix it for you.

[gotyourlocket]

Its Black alredy.

Mnot. Wellyou cant . Bsides Im notletting you point awand a tme ntil I get the ribs straiht nough to dodge a hex.

[wolfbytheears]

It's too strange to call you "Black". You're my best friend's little brother. When Sirius talks about you he calls you "Reg".

What on earth would I hex you for?

[gotyourlocket]

He would.

Oh, right. You're a prefect.

[wolfbytheears]

Yes, he would. Because he's your brother.

...we're not at school you know. I'm not a prefect anymore.

[gotyourlocket]

As you like.

I...knew that. I'm just a bit fuzzy today.

[wolfbytheears]

Does that mean I can call you by your first name?

Hungover?

[gotyourlocket]

No.

Of course not.

[wolfbytheears]

You do realize that I'll probably just keep doing it anyway?

Of course. How's your shoulder?