003 -A Black...bugger it, I can't be arsed right now.
The future is awful, I'll have you know.
To begin with, something is terribly wrong with it. Quite a few things, really.
For example, they've decided that London would be a smashing place to ruin the skyline with this thing.
And something is bloody wrong with it, I assure you, because I jumped from the topmost part during the bloody rotation and all I've to show for it is some very sore...sore...
I am still nowhere closer to fixing my reanimation troubles than I was before I went there.
Although, prior to taking that unfortunate leap I did manage to secure a wand. Have also secured quite a lot of firewhiskey to help with the recovery process.
I do not advise this course of action. It bloody hurt. And I am, in fact, Still Bloody Alive.
Not to worry, I will think of something else.
Not now though. Am a bit pissed at the moment. At least the firewhiskey here in the future is alright.
((OOC: Because I am actually aware that this makes Very Little Sense, I shall helpfully explain. Ginny Weasley owl'd Regulus a port key to London in 2001. The London Eye was about the tallest thing that caught his eye, and he happened to jump from it, in an attempt to "sort out" or "fix" his unexpected reanimation. Feel free to laugh at his failure.))
To begin with, something is terribly wrong with it. Quite a few things, really.
For example, they've decided that London would be a smashing place to ruin the skyline with this thing.
And something is bloody wrong with it, I assure you, because I jumped from the topmost part during the bloody rotation and all I've to show for it is some very sore...sore...
I am still nowhere closer to fixing my reanimation troubles than I was before I went there.
Although, prior to taking that unfortunate leap I did manage to secure a wand. Have also secured quite a lot of firewhiskey to help with the recovery process.
I do not advise this course of action. It bloody hurt. And I am, in fact, Still Bloody Alive.
Not to worry, I will think of something else.
Not now though. Am a bit pissed at the moment. At least the firewhiskey here in the future is alright.
((OOC: Because I am actually aware that this makes Very Little Sense, I shall helpfully explain. Ginny Weasley owl'd Regulus a port key to London in 2001. The London Eye was about the tallest thing that caught his eye, and he happened to jump from it, in an attempt to "sort out" or "fix" his unexpected reanimation. Feel free to laugh at his failure.))