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gottheshortstyx

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Jan 03, 2009 22:50

A few notes for any and all even thinking on following Hermes' example and attempting to enter our premises without any sort of invitation from either my wife or myself.

1. I am now fully excercising my right to bear arms.
2. Both my wife and myself are fully trained in the use of most of them.
3. I know where each and every one of you sleep.

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cyprian_swan January 4 2009, 07:19:05 UTC

Oh Hades, love, I have an idea you may be interested in. I'm meeting with Zeus later this evening to discuss the matter.

gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 07:23:11 UTC

Regarding?

cyprian_swan January 4 2009, 07:32:24 UTC

A mutually beneficial partnership.

gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 07:33:54 UTC

Well, I'll be the judge of that as soon as I hear what it is...

Thread 5

stopfighting January 4 2009, 07:21:33 UTC

What did Hermes do? It can't be that terrible.

gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 07:23:49 UTC

He broke into my apartment, that's far more than enough to warrant my attitude.

stopfighting January 4 2009, 07:25:34 UTC

Why would he do that?

gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 07:28:03 UTC

Because he's a fool and an annoyance that only occasionally has his uses.

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ateseeds January 4 2009, 07:23:43 UTC

A little absent? A little absent?! You've been gone for TWO DAYS! You couldn't even find a pay phone to call me from!? I thought you might be lying in a ditch someplace with a bullet in your head!

And then all you have to say is you're sorry? Do you have any idea how worried I've been!?

gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 07:27:30 UTC

If I had told you at the time, you'd have just have gotten more upset.

Plus, I underestimated exactly how nerve-wracking being shot is. I can't be blamed if I wasn't completely in my right mind at the time.

What else can I say...?

ateseeds January 4 2009, 07:29:17 UTC

........You were shot?!

gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 07:32:20 UTC

...Yes. The deal went very wrong very fast...and I caught a round in the vest.

..The vest took the majority of the damage though, all I have is a simple little bruise.

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wantsyourcows January 4 2009, 07:34:06 UTC

You know something like that won't keep me away. <3

gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 07:35:53 UTC

You're lucky that I need you able to walk.

wantsyourcows January 4 2009, 08:03:55 UTC

Aw. You need me.

...why able to walk?

gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 08:12:24 UTC

How else are you going to do you job in court?

Thread 5

sunshnesongster January 4 2009, 07:46:00 UTC

...but do you know who we sleep with?

gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 07:54:11 UTC

No, and nor do I care.