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Jan 03, 2009 22:50

A few notes for any and all even thinking on following Hermes' example and attempting to enter our premises without any sort of invitation from either my wife or myself.

1. I am now fully excercising my right to bear arms.
2. Both my wife and myself are fully trained in the use of most of them.
3. I know where each and every one of you sleep.

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ateseeds January 4 2009, 07:23:43 UTC
A little absent? A little absent?! You've been gone for TWO DAYS! You couldn't even find a pay phone to call me from!? I thought you might be lying in a ditch someplace with a bullet in your head!

And then all you have to say is you're sorry? Do you have any idea how worried I've been!?

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gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 07:27:30 UTC
If I had told you at the time, you'd have just have gotten more upset.

Plus, I underestimated exactly how nerve-wracking being shot is. I can't be blamed if I wasn't completely in my right mind at the time.

What else can I say...?

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ateseeds January 4 2009, 07:29:17 UTC
........You were shot?!

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gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 07:32:20 UTC
...Yes. The deal went very wrong very fast...and I caught a round in the vest.

..The vest took the majority of the damage though, all I have is a simple little bruise.

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ateseeds January 4 2009, 07:36:36 UTC
That doesn't make it any better! What if they hadn't gotten you in the chest?! That vest doesn't protect everything!

Oh my god...

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gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 07:38:59 UTC
Honey, they were coke-addicts, I doubt they have the most solid grip on proper aiming.

...It's not that bad.

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ateseeds January 4 2009, 07:43:59 UTC
They don't have to be aiming for it to hit! A fluke could have killed you!

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gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 07:48:11 UTC
But it didn't this time!

I realize that I COULD'VE DIED, I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS SHOT!

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ateseeds January 4 2009, 07:56:06 UTC
And how would I have found out if you had!? I was about to call the police to look for you, Hades!

BESIDES! What the hell were you doing with coke addicts?! You told me you weren't getting into trafficking!

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gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 07:59:54 UTC
I DON'T KNow...I should probably get one of those...cell-phones...

I didn't kbnow that they were addicts! I was simply trying to talk THEM out of trafficking!

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ateseeds January 4 2009, 08:03:40 UTC
........

Don't you ever do that to me again.

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gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 08:10:42 UTC
......

Can the two of us go out for dinner tonight, to make up for it?

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ateseeds January 4 2009, 08:14:23 UTC
...Dinner sounds fine.

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gottheshortstyx January 4 2009, 08:17:31 UTC
I'll pick you up at 7.

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ateseeds January 4 2009, 08:18:02 UTC
You better.

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