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Wondering now...
How long will it be before the "he's not dead" conspiracy theories start?
On a related note, if paradise is 72 virgins, what's hell? A simultaneous visit from all of their mothers?
(N.B. I adore my own M-I-L)
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One difference between cats and children...
...is that when I have a male kitten neutered, I don't also throw a party at which the surgery is the main event.
(N.B. Any attempts to turn this into a debate on the pros and cons of circumcision will be deleted)
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Fever dreams
On the off chance that someone out there is desperate for a topic for a statistics project I offer up this dream from early Friday morning.
In my dream, I was taking a stats class with a couple of male cow-orkers, one of whom I was rooming with. I was hanging out in our room with him and diskerror, trying to come up with a class project. I thought to ( Read more... ) -
A note to all white supremacists
Give up. Just give up right now, because you'll never win. I mean, if we Jews, who already own all the banks, etc., can't win, what makes you think you can?
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I should go fnord hunting in public more often...
...then everyone would hate me.
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Adam Sandler got it right...
...with "The Chanukkah Song".
I see it like this- pretty much all of our holidays have multiple meanings to them.* Except for Chanukkah. As near as I can tell from my studies over the years, Chanukkah has just one meaning. We're still here. Neener.I've been told that the Chanukkah story, Judah Macabee and his rebel army vs. the Greek empire and ( Read more... ) -
Oh swell
It's not just some wines that make my hands swell to where I can't get my rings off without soapy water- garlic does it too.
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Ya learn something new every day.
Today I learned that µ$ Exchange log files are straight ASCII with Unix line endings. For some reason I find this hysterically funny.
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I could've sworn Nasfic was *next* month
But no, it's this coming weekend. My brains are indeed well and truly scrambled. Good thing I wasn't planning on going anyway ;)
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LDAP is making my brain hurt
But it's a good kinda hurt.
Now, the inconsistencies my GUI LDAP client shows me in our AD db, now that's a baaaaaaad hurt.
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