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[gotgreenmagic]

I -

I think I need to talk to somebody, or....something. I -

- It's like, I feel fine? But - my skin is -

[Shego switches on video and now y'all can see what the problem is.]

I'm green. I mean -

[She discreetly peeks under the neckline of her sundress.]

- I'm green everywhere.  How did I get green?

This is so abnormal.

Comments

[bob_fraser_snr]

Huh. You are green. But you're not in any kind of pain?

[gotgreenmagic]

Like I said, I'm fine!

This is just wrong.

[bob_fraser_snr]

Oh, now, it's just exotic. I mean, if you look at yourself, look beyond the green, you look quite lovely. Brings out your eyes.

[gotgreenmagic]

Oh.

I.

I can't remember how I usually take compliments.

Thanks? I guess.

Re: voice

[gotgreenmagic]

[She's slightly put out that she is now a scary green girl. :c]

If I'd eaten anything bad enough to change the colour of my skin I kinda think I'd be dead.

[getlostforever]

Maybe you're just seasick.

[gotgreenmagic]

'Green around the gills' is just an expression, it doesn't change your entire skintone!

...

And I'm not seasick.

[a_bit_put_upon]

Goodness, you certainly are! Are you a thespian? There was a stage production about Martians, perhaps? ...I feel like we're all playing some strange game of Clue with extremely skewed rules.

[gotgreenmagic]

...

I don't know. Maybe? I have a bunch of really high-end jewellery so I guess I'm pretty rich. Maybe I'm a famous actress who's...

...playing a Martian on a cruise ship?

Huh.

[a_bit_put_upon]

Well, that's certainly a movie I'd watch. All that rubbish with dashing back and forth in space doing terrible things to people- it's just not cricket. I would vastly prefer to watch a movie where the aliens came here instead, and did pleasant things like taking cruises and having families. You know, like in that one movie, with the mantises pretending to be people.

....I'd also have to say I'd enjoy watching a movie about Martians on cruises, if the Martians are all as lovely as you. Where are the rest?

[gotgreenmagic]

You think I'm lovely?

I mean - the other Martians?

I - I don't know. I don't remember anything. I don't even know my name.

[parttimejob]

Do you feel sick?

[gotgreenmagic]

No.

...well, okay, maybe a tiny bit of nausea but I think that's just the shock of being green.

[parttimejob]

Did any doctors come?

[gotgreenmagic]

If there are any doctors here, they've probably forgotten what they used to do.