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...

[Facepalm.]

It's official. The Barge has got to me. I surrender.  There is absolutely nothing about this situation that strikes me as even the tiniest little bit unusual.  Everyone has fur/feathers/claws/slime?  Great.  Admiral must be wasted again.

But hey, I prefer a bunch of you as animals insofar as I can't understand anything you guys say, ( Read more... )

I -

I think I need to talk to somebody, or....something. I -

- It's like, I feel fine? But - my skin is -

[Shego switches on video and now y'all can see what the problem is.]

I'm green. I mean -

[She discreetly peeks under the neckline of her sundress.]

- I'm green everywhere.  How did I get green?

This is so abnormal.

So.  Are there any other 'this just happens every so often so you might as well get used to it' floods I need to know about?

[Private to Kirk]

It's been six months today since I got assigned to you, you realize that?

I feel like I should do something to celebrate, but I don't have a rope or a crossbar high enough.

[Obviously directed at the Wardens, but public]

You know something?

A few times, I thought the bad guys back home had it pretty - well - good. No rules, no responsibilities, no day job, no worrying about laws and consequences. And once or twice, I thought about crossing over. I admit it. With my powers, it'd be pretty easy to just hurt people and ( Read more... )

[OOC: Most Inmates will have gotten a hard copy of this! Shego started at Level 1 and gets caught on Level 6, so - sorry all you 7 and 8ers.

Edit - these are delivered anonymously, which is the point of using paper copies, so use this post as a springboard for reactions/discussions if you like. c: Shego's going to be staying out of it since ( Read more... )

Oh my-

Oh my gosh, is everyone okay? That was really rough for a false alarm, for a second there I thought - but I guess the Admiral's right, nothing feels different...

Is anybody hurt? You all know I'll come straight away if anybody needs any help, right?

[OOC: Mirror!Shego also lacks her ordinarily industrial-strength self-preservation instincts ( Read more... )

Hey guys!

Uh, does anybody know where the kitchen is? Little Rock and I are taking care of Tallahassee's - son? I think? Don't you guys have real names? And he'd like to eat, and just asking seems faster than trial and error, so...yeah ( Read more... )

Okay, I am so done with this. Invisible groping on top of everything else? No, thank you.

[Private to Sirrus]

Hey. Everyone's favourite creepy balding torturer wants a chat with you. He's in the infirmary right now and apparently not allowed to use his journal to get hold of you? Whatever.  He's pining after you like a schoolgirl with a crush, ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Security and infirmary staff, also visible to Cap'n Kirk]

Hey. There's an unconscious guy on Level 5 who needs dealing with. Wallace something? Pretty sure he's got a broken rib or two. Jerk tried to slice me open with a broken mirror, so excuse me for leaving him where he is.

[Private to Rayne]

Got any band-aids in your room? There's ( Read more... )