Comment fic meme

Nov 23, 2011 21:02

Some members liked the idea of having a kink meme/comment fic meme on got_exchange, especially since the other ASOIAF/GoT kink memes are fairly dead at the moment. (It's only posted on the mod account journal because I don't want anonymous comments on the exchange comm.)

A couple of rules before we start:

- please include the pairing/character (and maybe a short ( Read more... )

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Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. With flowers. Stannis refuses to skip though. assassin_nariel December 1 2011, 00:39:25 UTC
Oh, cry moar, you're not getting a mark for that exam and it's in a language you understand - UNLIKE ME OK T_T
That said...

Winter has come and gone from the Riverlands by the time Stannis's victorious host returned from the North. Green spring grass covered the wounds in the softly rolling plains surrounding the Trident that ran as blue as the colours of House Tully. It was here, Stannis reflected, that he and Lord Stark had parlayed first, in anger and distrust.

"Stannis?"

Robb Stark was walking towards him, and Stannis felt a smile pull at his lips, irresistably. How much things have changed since they last stood here.

"I think it was here," Robb mused, looking down to the river.

Stannis nodded tersely, and tightened his fingers around the younger man's. He could never tell when either of them reached out, just that whenever he felt good, right, he would find Robb Stark's hand in his own ( ... )

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. With flowers. Stannis refuses to skip though. assassin_nariel December 1 2011, 00:40:42 UTC
The damn flowers are in the green fields somewhere k?
IT'S LATE.
Let's say Grey Wind is somewhere sniffing at them and sneezing. But it would ruin the romantic moment. So it's offscreen. Offpage.
WHATEVERRR LOL

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. With flowers. Stannis refuses to skip though. linndechir December 1 2011, 01:14:44 UTC
I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. The cheesiness! The flowers! The bad romance novel descriptions! It's so awesome. I can't get over how beautifully ridiculous this is. And the weirdest thing is that, apart from the part where they're in love and being cheesy, they're almost in character. And I honestly LOVE the image of Stannis melting the crown into the Iron Throne. BUT MOSTLY I CAN'T GET OVER THE HILARITY THAT IS STANNIS/ROBB AS A HARLEQUIN NOVEL PAIRING!!!! JUST THE DESCRIPTIONS ARE SO PERFECTLY BAAAAAD!!! YOU EVEN INCLUDED AUBURN CURLS!! Did you remember that I despise the word 'auburn' or is that a coincidence? Because I REALLY despise the word 'auburn'.

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. SOS spoilers assassin_nariel December 1 2011, 06:14:04 UTC
Duh. Cattie-brie? Of course I remember.
*giggle*
Jon is emoing so hard right now.
OF COURSE STANNIS AND ROBB EVERYONE WOULD PREFER ROBB TO ME HE'S PERFECT AND I'M JUST A BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD T______T

.... be grateful I didn't include Stannis carrying wounded Robb out of the Twins, and taking care of his wounds himself, effectively filling Jeyne Westerling's role...
Or them swearing each other love in front of Winterfell's heart tree.
They're hot and you know it.

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. SOS spoilers linndechir December 1 2011, 18:45:13 UTC
Don't mention Jon, or else I'll want this crack romance madness with Stannis/Jon. -.-

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. With flowers. Stannis refuses to skip though. PART 2. FOR ADDED CHEESE tiptoethrough December 1 2011, 02:08:51 UTC
The field was strewn with roses, tiny periwinkles of purple and blue. The moment was perfect.

Robb sighed as he leaned into the touch of the man he'd come to love. Stannis had seemed so cold, so distant when they'd first met. The only thing that made their working relationship successful was an equal drive to wrest the Iron Throne from the Lannisters-- though both for very different reasons.

Despite all their differences, though, they had come this far. The moment as perfect, the field silent except for their hushed breathing and the wind.

Just before their lips brushed Robb was jarred from his tranquil state by a horrible hacking sound. Across the field Grey Wind's nose was covered with pollen, and the wolf was running in mad circles, scraping at his muzzle with his paw. It almost looked like he was skipping...

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. With flowers. Stannis refuses to skip though. PART 2. FOR ADDED CHEESE linndechir December 1 2011, 02:11:30 UTC
It's getting better and better ... the only thing this is missing is music, cheesy strings in the background.

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. With flowers. Stannis refuses to skip though. PART 2. FOR ADDED CHEESE tiptoethrough December 1 2011, 02:14:54 UTC
that can be arranged.. uh oh god this is wreaking havoc on my brain. I am picturing all sorts of Great Romance! Stannis and/or Robb moments... STANNIS POST SIEGE OF STORM'S END: ~beautiful string music~ "I WILL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!!!"

gone with the wind crossover anyone?!?

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. GONE WITH THE WIND FUCK YEAH assassin_nariel December 1 2011, 06:23:36 UTC
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STANNIS IS SCARLETT OH GODDDDDDDD
JON AND ROBB ARE ASHLEY AND RHETT IT IS KNOWN OH MY GOD

"How can you say this about your brother?" Stannis growled, outraged. "He is dutiful and honourable, and he has given up everything to defend the realms of men!"
Robb sneered disdainfully, leaning back casually against the wall. Stannis swallowed, fighting to hold on to his rage as those mesmerizing sapphire eyes pierced his very soul, as if they could see the filthy longings he was harbouring in his heart.
"Be that as it may..." Robb spoke, smirking indolently. "This is not about dedication to duty - Your Grace." He almost sounded mocking, outrageously so, and his voice, merely pleasant a year ago, has truly deepened into a man's timbre. It sent shameful shivers down Stannis's spine. "You love Jon because he is just like you, stubborn to a fault, grim, serious... but what you want, what you really want, my King..." He stepped towards Stannis, his clear gaze even more hypnotic from ( ... )

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. GONE WITH THE WIND FUCK YEAH linndechir December 1 2011, 07:52:14 UTC
At least top!Robb is not quite as hilarious as top!Jon ... but still pretty hilarious.

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. With flowers. Stannis refuses to skip though. PART 2. FOR ADDED CHEESE linndechir December 1 2011, 07:50:48 UTC
Though, if Stannis was a romance hero, he'd still have long black hair that Robb can grab for their cheesy kisses ... Oooooh, and don't you just see Stannis with a half-open shirt so you can see his manly chest, and Robb leaning against him and looking up with admiring, longing eyes, all romance novel cover like?

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. With flowers. Stannis refuses to skip though. PART 2. FOR ADDED CHEESE assassin_nariel December 1 2011, 08:06:08 UTC
No, no, no, you got it all wrong. Stannis is the lady here.
Half-open shirts are already show canon... oh HBO <3
It's a POSTMODERN harlequin romance novel ok so our heroine is less good-looking to appeal to the (older gay male) target audience, complete with receding hairline. And beautiful noble young man who is helplessly in love with the heroine, but acts aloof and shit, and is all over Stannis when Jon enters the picture and there is drama cos he HAS to marry Jeyne (like Ashley and Melanie OMGGGGG)....
*headdesk*
Feisty bottom Stannis. AWWWW YEAH.

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. With flowers. Stannis refuses to skip though. PART 2. FOR ADDED CHEESE linndechir December 1 2011, 08:07:45 UTC
EXCUSE ME IF THIS IS A PROPER POSTMODERN HARLEQUIN ROMANCE NOVEL THERE ARE NO TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES IN THEIR EPIC LOVE STORY THEY TOTALLY SWITCH!!!! No, seriously, top!Robb makes me laugh so hard. Almost as much as submissive bottom!Stannis.

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. With flowers. Stannis refuses to skip though. PART 2. FOR ADDED CHEESE assassin_nariel December 1 2011, 08:21:31 UTC
WELL NO THIS IS POSTPOSTMODERN AND IT DECONSTRUCTS HOW YOU CAN FOLLOW TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES IF YOU WANT TO ESPECIALLY IF YOU WERE ALWAYS RAISED TO BE THE MAN LIKE STANNIS WAS.
But they do switch.
And heeeeeeeey, Robb is totally top. Stop laughing.

I MIGHT WRITE MORE

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. With flowers. Stannis refuses to skip though. PART 2. FOR ADDED CHEESE linndechir December 1 2011, 12:06:56 UTC
YOU ARE JUST DEFENDING AND PERPETUATING TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES BY TRYING TO JUSTIFY THEM I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!!!!
Of course they switch. But Robb is about as much of a top as Jon, at least with Stannis. And damn, I love trolling my own posts.

YOU BETTER!

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Re: Crack!fill. Stannis/Robb. With flowers. Stannis refuses to skip though. PART 2. FOR ADDED CHEESE tiptoethrough December 1 2011, 14:07:14 UTC
WHOA GUYS WHOA. EVERYONE RELAX. EVERYONE JUST RELAX ( ... )

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