Some members liked the idea of having a kink meme/comment fic meme on
got_exchange, especially since the other ASOIAF/GoT kink memes are fairly dead at the moment. (It's only posted on the mod account journal because I don't want anonymous comments on the exchange comm.)
A couple of rules before we start:
- please include the pairing/character (and maybe a short
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Winter has come and gone from the Riverlands by the time Stannis's victorious host returned from the North. Green spring grass covered the wounds in the softly rolling plains surrounding the Trident that ran as blue as the colours of House Tully. It was here, Stannis reflected, that he and Lord Stark had parlayed first, in anger and distrust.
"Stannis?"
Robb Stark was walking towards him, and Stannis felt a smile pull at his lips, irresistably. How much things have changed since they last stood here.
"I think it was here," Robb mused, looking down to the river.
Stannis nodded tersely, and tightened his fingers around the younger man's. He could never tell when either of them reached out, just that whenever he felt good, right, he would find Robb Stark's hand in his own ( ... )
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IT'S LATE.
Let's say Grey Wind is somewhere sniffing at them and sneezing. But it would ruin the romantic moment. So it's offscreen. Offpage.
WHATEVERRR LOL
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*giggle*
Jon is emoing so hard right now.
OF COURSE STANNIS AND ROBB EVERYONE WOULD PREFER ROBB TO ME HE'S PERFECT AND I'M JUST A BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD T______T
.... be grateful I didn't include Stannis carrying wounded Robb out of the Twins, and taking care of his wounds himself, effectively filling Jeyne Westerling's role...
Or them swearing each other love in front of Winterfell's heart tree.
They're hot and you know it.
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Robb sighed as he leaned into the touch of the man he'd come to love. Stannis had seemed so cold, so distant when they'd first met. The only thing that made their working relationship successful was an equal drive to wrest the Iron Throne from the Lannisters-- though both for very different reasons.
Despite all their differences, though, they had come this far. The moment as perfect, the field silent except for their hushed breathing and the wind.
Just before their lips brushed Robb was jarred from his tranquil state by a horrible hacking sound. Across the field Grey Wind's nose was covered with pollen, and the wolf was running in mad circles, scraping at his muzzle with his paw. It almost looked like he was skipping...
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gone with the wind crossover anyone?!?
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STANNIS IS SCARLETT OH GODDDDDDDD
JON AND ROBB ARE ASHLEY AND RHETT IT IS KNOWN OH MY GOD
"How can you say this about your brother?" Stannis growled, outraged. "He is dutiful and honourable, and he has given up everything to defend the realms of men!"
Robb sneered disdainfully, leaning back casually against the wall. Stannis swallowed, fighting to hold on to his rage as those mesmerizing sapphire eyes pierced his very soul, as if they could see the filthy longings he was harbouring in his heart.
"Be that as it may..." Robb spoke, smirking indolently. "This is not about dedication to duty - Your Grace." He almost sounded mocking, outrageously so, and his voice, merely pleasant a year ago, has truly deepened into a man's timbre. It sent shameful shivers down Stannis's spine. "You love Jon because he is just like you, stubborn to a fault, grim, serious... but what you want, what you really want, my King..." He stepped towards Stannis, his clear gaze even more hypnotic from ( ... )
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Half-open shirts are already show canon... oh HBO <3
It's a POSTMODERN harlequin romance novel ok so our heroine is less good-looking to appeal to the (older gay male) target audience, complete with receding hairline. And beautiful noble young man who is helplessly in love with the heroine, but acts aloof and shit, and is all over Stannis when Jon enters the picture and there is drama cos he HAS to marry Jeyne (like Ashley and Melanie OMGGGGG)....
*headdesk*
Feisty bottom Stannis. AWWWW YEAH.
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But they do switch.
And heeeeeeeey, Robb is totally top. Stop laughing.
I MIGHT WRITE MORE
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Of course they switch. But Robb is about as much of a top as Jon, at least with Stannis. And damn, I love trolling my own posts.
YOU BETTER!
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