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[got_stitched_up]

You leave the office for two weeks and it’s all fuckin go? Annie works wiv me now (mum at work, MUM AT WORK! ARGH worse than bein’ one of them kids that has a mum at school, you know those kids right? Fuck off, that would be WELL tragic), Pingu’s gone so quiet he might actually be dead, has no one been lookin’ after ma boy? Fuckin’ shockers. Ned is

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[prinklebrick]

In the kindest way possible, go nob a hamster.

I can't believe you were fucking him while you were fucking me. You said it was the real thing.

I note your waning affection when you try to pass substandard Gregg's off onto me. Where is the love, Pete? I ask you.

[got_stitched_up]

Next shelf down, behind the pringles.

AND ANYWAY it would have been fine, cause there's only one rubbish bake in a batch, EVERYONE knows that Daniel, and I am a Gregg's connoisseur, so I DEFINITELY know that.

What can I say Dan, he offers me somethin’ that you never could. A hyphenated surname. I could be Pete Gabriel \o/ Broughton Sweet Yeah? Why would you take that opportunity away from me? You are a very cruel, bearded man.

It was the real thing, in the coca cola sense, you know, oppressive, enslaving, very very lightly traced with cocaine.

[prinklebrick]

The seal is broken and it's all gone stale. You should have rotated the stock so customers get the old ones first.

I may be a cruel bearded man, but you are a capricious, intimately waxed heartbreaker. I'll be over here, weeping into my teacup until you make it better. Cocaine and cola might help.

Ain't nuthin like the real thing, baby.

[got_stitched_up]

I don’t CARE about the customers, I’m for too CAPRICIOUS.

Is Capri sun called Capri sun cause it’s whimsical juice? I like Capri sun. Can we get some for in office?

I am NOT intimately waxed. Can we stop saying that yet? Am I gonna have to SHOW you? I got chest hairs an’ all. True that they are blonde and few and far between, BUT NONE THE LESS they are there, asserting my masculinity and um… sexual charge?

Into your teacup? Pppffff what a fag.

[keepitfoolish]

i don't like mcfly?!

okay, they're ALRIGHT. but i don't like them THAT much?! there are some moving lyrics.

i'm glad you're back!

[got_stitched_up]

Mate mcfly have been playin all fuckin mornin' at your discrepancy you tart.

Glad I am too man, who else would you be able to have spin chair wars with in the big boss mans office. SPEAKIN OFF they've both gone out now, you wantin' a go? XD

[keepitfoolish]

be there in five i'm drawing a distressed animal in love,

and i didn't actually put them on, you know. i just listened and danced. a bit.

[got_stitched_up]

Wicked bad, bruv.

I dunno who your tryin' ta convince mate, me or you.

[deadlyanthrax]

What? No one else was eating them. I'll buy a new packet tomorrow then, shall I? :P

Does this tragic state of affairs mean you don't want to sit on my lap then? And play with my hair? You may say it was a joke but I could feel the sincerity wafting off you :PP

Dan has said that the smart money's on Jonatton, but then he would. Covering his tracks the sly dog. Jones (who is biased and not even in the fucking office) reckons that I'm all about the Dan man as does Ned and apparently most of the gambling population of the office as of this afternoon. Jonatton was ahead for a good five hours this morning though. Not that I'm keeping track of the odds or anything. Much.

It's all ebbs and flows really.

[got_stitched_up]

It's ok they are all FREAKS that don't eat real food (btw you don't REALLY have to make me a packed lunch for tomorrow ^_^ I was only fooling about) so the biccy tin is ours I reckon?

I'll sit on your lap an' you can play wiv MY hair? More a girl than you'll ever be.

He was in a baaaaaad mood this mornin'... think he's none too happy, but did you read his post like, HA- steamboats; how loltastic. He's a good bloke, rather you went wiv him than that Dan Ashcroft Bloke anyway, you know he won't even let us have capri sun for the office? What a dragon, eh?

[deadlyanthrax]

Mwahahaha. Free biscuit theft: most heinous of all baked goods related crime :D Except for sexually interfering with a cornish pastry of course.

:O Oh no you didn't.

You angling for a daddy then, little man? I don't think either of them would have me anyway, so it's a bit of a moot point. Boyfriends etc.

[got_stitched_up]

:-O

Step Daddy maybe. STEP.

Boyfriends? OH so they do. Fuck, no male role model in little Peteys life. Not my fault then if I grow up queer then mummy x

[caballerial]

Ah HEM!

[got_stitched_up]

wot, you upset I didn't out your mcFly love too, Onslatt? :P

[scratch_gabba]

"worse than bein’ one of them kids that has a mum at school"
HAHA! whats worse than thats callin the dinner lady 'mum' by accident :-p

[got_stitched_up]

I'll tell you what; callin' your gym teacher dad after he's given you a rollocking in front of the whole class an' made you cry.

My life, Jonesy; wellcome fuckin' to it.

XD

[scratch_gabba]

shit one man, bit freuidian that? :-\

[got_stitched_up]

RIDICULED for that one. Til I nutted someone who pushed it too far, hahahaha... Ahhh SCHOOLING. I fuckin' hated it, what a load of wank.

Freud can keep out of this one. Seriously he can, unless he's wanting some of the same.