First and foremost- Cheers to everyone who came to see me on my birthday, I think I'm still a bit drunk, I'm really glad no one died. In all seriousness that was a top night, I had a laugh an' it was proper good to see your faces ( Read more... )

Well, I dunno. it feels like i've not been on here much at all lately hey. I'm just getting better though, from measles. Only me, hey? Ridiculous. Still, it's pretty much cause I didn't mix when I was little and get all that shite out the way ( Read more... )

Me mam's round. Annie mam, obviously, or I'd have started with D: ME MAMS ROUND ( Read more... )

I just got told to get my tits out for the lads. I think this means it’s officially time for a trim.

Fucks sake. Being’ short is ridiculous.

I just told Stitch an’ he WONT STOP LAUGHING at me. Prick.

We’re gonna get Chinese for tea cause neither of us can be fucked, HURRAH!

Also, I am in love with this woman;

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She is so beautiful, an’ she sings ( Read more... )

You leave the office for two weeks and it’s all fuckin go? Annie works wiv me now (mum at work, MUM AT WORK! ARGH worse than bein’ one of them kids that has a mum at school, you know those kids right? Fuck off, that would be WELL tragic), Pingu’s gone so quiet he might actually be dead, has no one been lookin’ after ma boy? Fuckin’ shockers. Ned is ( Read more... )

Work is dull as shit, buuuut internet caff means if its quiet I just jump on line.

The music is so shit in here, I think the only radio station we get is SpakkerFM; Easy listening for the mentally challenged.

But you know when you have one of those days where every fuckin' song relates back to you in some proper shit cheesy way but cause you're all ( Read more... )