The Kindcadd Legacy: 3.3
This is going to be a VERY short update. I managed to get the Kindcadds copied out of Los Aniegos, and I've moved them to Twinbrook. This is what happened before my game started freezing in Los Aniegos, and it's not much, but it should at least be entertaining.
Topher and Thalia, despite having four kids together, were not married, or even engaged. So Topher decided it was finally time to pop the question...Thalia was ecstatic, and accepted immediately.
I mean come on, how do you say no to that face?
Topher and Kaden headed out to a bar to celebrate Topher's bachelor party...this is the dancer who showed up. Her name is Cherry Blossom.
The party hasn't even started yet and I think Kaden's had a little too much to drink...
Kaden: Derp.
Bartender Lady: Maybe you better lay off, Gramps.
Drako shows up, and unfortunately doesn't get along with another of the guests...ugh, I miss him.
All the guys are watching the stripper...well, except JC. He's shy.
No one else is, though.
Topher: Did she just...?
Blond Dude: Yep.
Topher: Oh, wow...
This is only here because I adore Drako beyond words.
Kaden showers his son in champage.
Thane: That was exhilarating, Father! Also, delicious.
Kaden: He's still crazy as a June bug.
The more drinks JC gets in him, the less shy he gets.
Topher (after having a few too many drinks himself) invites the stripper to hang out for awhile...
Topher: You know, I'm kind of a disco king, if you wanna see.
Oh, God.
Stripper: You're so cute, I could just eat you up.
JC: Um, um, um...what?
Bless his heart.
Drunken darts. Awesome idea, Kaden.
Topher eventually convinces the stripper to let him show her his mad disco skillz.
She obviously wasn't impressed.
I think the night got away from Kaden and Topher for awhile there, because after I went to check on things at the house for a bit, I found them here.
Of course, if Topher was allowed to have a bachelor party, Thalia gets a bachelorette bash.
Thalia: Yep, I'm the bride to be! So keep the drinks comin'!
Stripper numero uno shows up promptly.
And begins to dance. The women are quite transfixed.
There's another one in the background! Geez, Topher only got one.
Thalia: So, sister dear, would you mind making a toast?
Tara: Not at all.
Tara: All right everyone, listen up! My baby sister is getting married soon, finally, since, you know, she already has four kids, but I guess that doesn't really matter in this day and age, does it? Anyway, Thalia was a good little sister. When we were teenagers she always covered my ass while I was sneaking around with my husband, so I wish her best of luck with her own. Thalia, I love you!
Stripper: Dat ass.
Tara: Oh, and one more thing...TIME FOR SHOTS!
I think Thane might have had one too many shots already.
Thalia: So Tara, that stripper was totally checking you out earlier.
Tara: Oh, really?
Tara: Hello there, tall dark and scantily clad. I heard you were checking me out.
Stripper: BOOBS.
Tubby Paparazzi: Oh, this is priceless.
Blonde Haired Lady who is Thalia's Friend: Hey fatso, get your ass out of here. No one invited you.
Fatso: But...so many famous people!
Blonde Friend: Seriously, you think I'm joking? GTFO!
Thane remains absolutely insane.
Aaaaaaand let's just say that after the parties, the Kindcadds decided to move to Twinbrook to get a fresh new start. The Deens-Kindcadds, Storms-Kindcadds, and Baker-Kindcadds all followed them, as did JC Weiss and Morpheus Endless. Next time the update will be longer, and a wedding will actually happen, along with a few birthdays probably.
Topher Beckett: beckettlegacy
Vela Fox: license_to_sim
Morpheus Endless: meiching
Drako Baker: mykasims