Kindcadd Legacy: 3.4
We begin this update with poor Satoshi aging up alone on the street, because I had forgotten to pay attention to how close he was to his birthday.
He looks...like a cowboy.
Much better. He looks like Topher in the top half of his face and Thalia/Vela int he bottom half. He also got Kaden's hair.
With that out of the way, we can get on to the first big event of the update...Thalia and Topher's wedding! Finally! After all their kids are born!
Thalia: Better late than never, right?
Topher: Just hush and let me put the ring on, all right?
Thalia: I'm kinda remembering why I fell in love with you in the first place.
Topher: Are you now? *wiggles eyebrows*
NO. NO MORE WOOHOO FOR YOU TWO.KIDS MIGHT HAPPEN.
Awe.
Speaking of kids, the majority of them were less than enthused by the goings-on.
These were the only people who sat down to watch...Ayame, Morpheus, and the bartender.
Akira was waiting patiently off to the side; immediately after the wedding was over, he started aging up.
Akira: Is this...is this how it always happens?
Eurgh.
This is much better. He's a pretty awkward dude, considering those traits, and he's pretty much a Topher clone. I have no idea where that hair came from, though.
And then it was THALIA'S turn to have a birthday...
She looks no different.
Topher: Hooray, my wife is still hot!
Topher: Are you gonna cut it?
Thalia: I thought YOU were gonna cut it.
Topher: Fine, I'll cut it.
Thalia: Thank you, dear.
I...I don't even know.
The next day was Ayame and Isaye's last day of high school. I guess they were feeling nostalgic, because this is the first time they've sat together on the bus. Ever.
When they got home that night it was time for a birthday party!
Ayame: WOOOOOOO! I'M GONNA BE A GROWN-UP!
Ayame: I just hope I'll still be hot...
Not too shabby, Ayame.
She looks like a soccer mom, it's hilarious XD You would never know how seriously badass she is just by looking at her.
Isaye's turn.
Kaden: OHMIGOD, CAKE!
Isaye's ONLY FRIEND is her Baker-Kindcadd cousin. I think her name is Angela? Anyway, Angela has a twin brother named Brad who is also green.
Isaye: Angie, could you not blow that thing in my ear? Maybe?
Isaye: I'M GONNA GROW UP AND THEN I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO MEET A GUY WHO LIKES ME!
Shane: That's what you think, Princess.
Isaye: I'M SO EXCITED.
Sinbad: Dat ass.
Isaye: OHMIGOD, I'M TINGLING.
Sinbad: Grow up sexy, woman.
Isaye: W-well...?
Holy shit she's beautiful. Granted, she's beautiful in that cliched blonde-hair-blue-eyes-pink-wardrobe kind of way, but still, I am in awe of her.
The very next morning Ayame is up and headed to graduation.
Isaye isn't far behind.
Okay, I messed something up in Woohooer and it let Topher flirt WITH HIS DAUGHTER. Thankfully, Isaye was appropriately disgusted...or maybe she smells herself.
Only two kids left in school, and both are autonomous homework-doers...they're actually friends, and they do this a lot.
Since his grandkids are growing up so fast, Kaden picks up his guitar and rocks out until he doesn't feel like an old man anymore.
Then he plays video games in his underwear all day...you'd think he never grew up at all.
This is only here to demonstrate Kaden's awesome pimp cane.
I caught Thalia dabbling on the inventing table...she caught fire almost immediately.
Thalia:OHMIGODPUTITOUTPUTITOUTOHMIGODOHMIGOD...
I think it's hilarious how Sims can't run on stairs. She's on fire and just walking calmly up the steps like nothing is wrong...
...then starts screaming and running again. Don't worry, she made it to the shower.
Yay, look who showed up! :3
She took her husband's spot on the video game after he decided to go to bed.
TOPHER. WTF ARE YOU PAINTING.
I AM ASHAMED OF YOU, TOPHER. ASHAMED. (At least it was worth a lot of money.)
The Kindcadds hired a butler! His name is Noel and I love him. In my mind I have given him a prissy British accent.
Ayame: Morpheus, hi! I was just wondering if you had aged up yet? You have! Then come over now, I have something to ask you.
She didn't ask him to marry her, but she did ask him to move in. He said yes. :3
Ayame: Thanks for saying yes, Morpheus. Really. I finally have someone in the house I can talk to besides Grandpa. (Seriously, she isn't friends with anyone but Kaden. Thalia has nothing to do with any of her children and Topher's favorite is Isaye.)
Morpheus: I'm glad I moved in, too. And you wanna know a secret? I can't wait to sleep in the same bed with you...
Ayame: YOU DON'T SAY.
Morpheus's move-in makeover. I gave him body hair XD
Satoshi...shouldn't you be sleeping? You do have school in the morning...
Satoshi: I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.
SATOSHI. Seriously, it's four in the morning.
Satoshi: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU.
satoshi: Now that I've beaten my video game, I will do my homework.
Yeah...in the little girl bedroom. Cute.
After doing nothing at school all day but talking to his friends, he called up this chick and asked her out on a date. I can't remember what her name is but the last time I saw her she was a teen :\
Satoshi: Your eyes are like shiny emeralds.
Lady: My eyes are blue, but thanks.
Despite being older, the girl actually responds to his romantic advances. I think they maybe had something going on while they were both teens...
Ha. This is what their kiss looked like.
Satoshi took her out to the Bistro, and made quite the impression by being picked
up by the cops the moment he walked out.
Satoshi: That's right, I'm a BAMF.
Topher: WHAT THE HELL, SATOSHI?! I thought you would have learned from Ayame what NOT TO EVER DO AROUND HERE!
Satoshi: Dad, I'm tired. And I'm sorry. Okay.
Topher: You're grounded.
Despite being the most neglectful mother ever, Thalia's pretty hot.
Akira has been spending a lot of time with his imaginary friend, even though he's a teenager now and Satoshi abandoned his imaginary friend when he turned teen. It might be because Akira's kind of the black sheep that everyone ignores.
These things haunt my nightmares. Seriously.
Kaden is the only person in the house who believes in Akira's imaginary friend, and he's been working on a way to bring said imaginary friend out of imagination-land and into reality.
...and then this happens. SADFOREVER.
Kaden: Please, don't take me yet! I want to prove to my family that my youngest grandkid isn't nuts!
Grim: No dice, gramps. Get in the urn.
Kaden: You're a bastard, you know that, right?
Grim: Um, hello? Death here?
Akira was miserable.
Akira: He was the only person in the house who believed me!
The only person he ever cried to was his imaginary friend.
Although Isaye was certainly sad about her grandfather passing away, she also really, really wanted a man. Really, really badly.
Sinbad: Yeah, I'm a criminal. We just put a whole metric shit-ton of radioactive waste on the black market, and...
Isaye: I could write a book about that.
Isaye: I think criminals are sexy.
Sinbad: Really now?
Isaye: Yes. Really.
Isaye: I've always wanted to have a bad boy for a boyfriend.
Sinbad: Well I'm more than happy to oblige that fantasy.
Isaye: OHMIGODYAY!
Sinbad: WTF?
Sinbad: What have I gotten myself into?
Sinbad: But man, she's so damn fine.
Ayame rolled the wish to hang out with her uncle Drako, so I sent her over.
She then immediately developed the wish to become a vampire.
Ayame: Come on, Uncle Drako, I want it!
Drako: Your mother is going to kill me.
Ayame: Please, my mother barely knows I live in the house. Just do it!
Drako: If you insist.
Ayame: HOLY SHIT THAT HURTS A LOT MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
Drako: Nnngghhh...blood. Yum.
Ayame: What have I done...?
She went through her metamorphosis without me paying attention, unfortunately...but Morpheus is impressed.
Morpheus: I never thought it was possible for you to be even more beautiful but now you literally captivate me.
Ayame: I think that might be one of my powers I haven't gotten used to yet, but thanks, these are lovely.
They then proceeded to WooHoo in the shower.
I think Morpheus had ulterior motives for that shower excursion, though...I found him in the nursery afterward, listening to a music box.
Morpheus: Ah, what a lovely melody!
Topher: So, uh, Morpheus, I know you and my daughter are together, and she must be planning on marrying you since you've moved in and all, but I know you don't have a job right now, and well, you know, Ayame's used to getting pretty much whatever she wants, her grandad was a rockstar and her great-grandad was an international super spy, so you know, I just wanna make sure you can put food on the table...
Morpheus: I was actually about to go out and get a job at the science lab until you called me over here, Mr. Kindcadd.
Topher: Oh, well then, carry on.
Pop.
THIS IS ALL THESE TWO EVER DO.
Great-Aunt Rowan is not amused. Neither is Dylan Storms, the new girl in town.
Gee. Wonder what Isaye has in mind.
......ah. Yeah, at times like these the No-Mosaic hack is kind of a curse.
That's what you get, Isaye.
Isaye: So, Sinbad, since I am pregnant with your child and all, I was hoping that you might want to move in with me...
Sinbad: Pregnant?! Oh God, do they make books about this shit?
Sinbad: Of course I'll move in with you, hot stuff. I brought you these, too.
Isaye: FLOWERS YAY!
Isaye: You're sure you're all right with this, aren't you? I mean my family is kind of big...
Sinbad: Nothing to worry about, hot stuff.
Sinbad, post-makeover. Jackass blinked.
POP.
NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE RANDOM IMAGES THAT DIDN'T FIT IN THE STORYLINE!
Baby gnome in the tomb. I think Donovan is babysitting.
Noel is the best butler ever. He autonomously fixes EVERYTHING THAT BREAKS.
Morpheus didn't get the memo that his and Ayame's bedroom was being used as the site of the Gnome Convention.
Noel is also an amazing cook, even if most of the leftovers in the fridge are Key Lime Pie.
And Ayame is smokin' hot.
THE END.
Topher Beckett: beckettlegacy
Vela Fox: license_to_sim
Morpheus Endless: meiching
Dylan Storms: visionofvim