I'M SELFISH SO I MADE MYSELF A BIRTHDAY POST (aka i am secretly an attention whore)

[sam_the_redhead]

Guys it's my 18th birthday. But instead of running off to find Ryan Reynolds in order to tell him that he can now legally tap this, I'm running off to work.

Spam me please so I have something to look forward to when I return. preferably hot shirtless men buuuuut beggars can't be choosers.

Also...HOLY CRAP GUYS I'M 18 I'M NOT AN ICKLE MINOR ANYMORE.

Comments

[meowminx]

18 is still tiny to me. But HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[sam_the_redhead]

one day I will have a ninja baby.

if I ever have kids.

...AND THANK YOU 18 IS THE OLDEST AGE I'VE EVER BEEN.

[imonabike]

[sam_the_redhead]

...fuck this picture.

THOSE POOR DOGS. KLCJALKJAPOIAXJ.

wait, you asked for nudity, not space ghost

[insourarmor]

Re: wait, you asked for nudity, not space ghost

[sam_the_redhead]

unf tinypic is so sexy i love it when they delete things. /tear

Re: wait, you asked for nudity, not space ghost

[insourarmor]

Believe me. It's for the best.

[superxgrlfriend]

I've been trying to tell Ryan Reynolds that I've been tappable for the last ten years but all I got was this lousy restraining order. :|

[sam_the_redhead]

RESTRAINING ORDERS MEAN NOTHING.

but he's saving himself for me.

with less html fail

[doubleoohbaby]

Re: with less html fail

[sam_the_redhead]

djdffjcksljvtrirdgvsfvgsxf

Re: with less html fail

[doubleoohbaby]

is just for you bb