I'M SELFISH SO I MADE MYSELF A BIRTHDAY POST (aka i am secretly an attention whore)

[sam_the_redhead]

Guys it's my 18th birthday. But instead of running off to find Ryan Reynolds in order to tell him that he can now legally tap this, I'm running off to work.

Spam me please so I have something to look forward to when I return. preferably hot shirtless men buuuuut beggars can't be choosers.

Also...HOLY CRAP GUYS I'M 18 I'M NOT AN ICKLE MINOR ANYMORE.