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killyoudead January 14 2010, 01:07:58 UTC
I AM OLESIA,
LORD/LADY KILLYOUDEAD,
MASTER OF RUKA THE LOLI KNOWN AS GALLITRAP, BUNNY THE MESSIAH KNOWN AS SPARKLEJESUS
FROM THE LANDS OF SEATTLE WASHINGTON SORTA, WHERE SUNLIGHT HAS BEEN BANISHED

I DEFEAT MY ENEMIES WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES
AND LORD OVER MY FOES TO THE MINSTREL CLASSIC IEVAN POLKKA
WHEN I HAVE SLAIN MY ENEMIES AND PURGED MY LANDS OF DECEIT, WE CELEBRATE WITH TOASTED BREAD SLATHERED WITH GREEN DIPPING SAUCE

MY KINGDOM'S LIBRARY IS THE ENVY OF THE LAND, CONTAINING THE SOUL OF NEIL GAIMAN LOCKED IN AN EGGSHELL, AS WELL AS A SMATTERING OF COLLEGIATE PROFESSORS AND THEIR LEARNINGS
AS WELL AS SUE STORM MARRYING AN ATLANTEAN
MY COURT MUSICIANS ARE WELL VERSED IN THE CLASSICS OF THE OVERCLOCKED REMIXERS, THE RED SPAROWES, WE ARE SCIENTISTS, NANCY AJRAM, AND OTHER WOMEN CAPTURED FROM FOREIGN LANDS
MY JESTERS PERFORM FOR ME GREAT AMUSEMENTS, LIKE SUNSHINE, IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, AND TOKYO GORE POLICE, SHUT UP
WHILE MY PUPPETEERS ARE MASTERS OF THE CLASSICS THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER, AS WELL AS MICE RESCUING ( ... )

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aphotic January 14 2010, 04:55:40 UTC
LET'S PLAY CATCH WITH CARDS!

...WHILE ON MOVING MOTORCYCLES!

SOUNDS LIKE FUN DOESN'T IT!!

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killyoudead January 14 2010, 04:57:08 UTC
TO BE FAIR THEY ARE PARKED.

I DON'T THINK ANYONE HAS THROWN CARDS WHILE DRIVING.

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aphotic January 14 2010, 05:02:59 UTC
LIES. THEY HAVE.

THE SECOND ROBOJACK EPISODE WHEN YUUSEI THREW A CARD TO JACK WHILE THEY WERE DRIVING AFTER CROW WAS STILL BACK IN THE TUNNEL!

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twbasketcase January 14 2010, 01:11:41 UTC
I AM KRIS!,
LORD/LADY (twbasketcase),
MASTER OF ANGEL, SUNSPOT, AND SHATTERSTAR
FROM THE LANDS OF ONTARIO, CANADA.

I DEFEAT MY ENEMIES WITH THE POWER OF SPORKS
AND LORD OVER MY FOES TO THE MINSTREL CLASSIC TRAMPLED UNDER FOOT
WHEN I HAVE SLAIN MY ENEMIES AND PURGED MY LANDS OF DECEIT, WE CELEBRATE WITH SAMMICHES AND ITALIAN FOOD?

MY KINGDOM'S LIBRARY IS THE ENVY OF THE LAND, CONTAINING SILENCE OF THE LAMBS AND RED DRAGON
AS WELL AS MARVEL X-BOOKS
MY COURT MUSICIANS ARE WELL VERSED IN THE CLASSICS OF ZEPPELIN, JOURNEY, BOSTON, THE MISFITS, CHOKING VICTIM, BLACK FLAG, AND GNR
MY JESTERS PERFORM FOR ME GREAT AMUSEMENTS, LIKE THE BREAKFAST CLUB, FIGHT CLUB, THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, EVIL DEAD, CRIMINAL MINDS, SUPERNATURAL, QAF, and MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS.
WHILE MY PUPPETEERS ARE MASTERS OF THE CLASSICS LOONY TUNES AND FAMILY GUY
MY CRAFTSMEN HAVE CREATED MARVELS THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN! TRINKETS CONTAINING STORIES! STUPID RANDOM TRIVIA SHIT

TO YOU, NEIGHBORING LORDS AND LADIES, I OFFER CANNIBALISM
IN RETURN, I SEEK ONLY LONG WALKS ON ( ... )

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killyoudead January 14 2010, 01:13:15 UTC
/CAPTURES YOUR GIF AND WOULD ALLY KINGDOM WITH YOURS IF THEY WERE NOT ALREADY ALLIED!

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twbasketcase January 14 2010, 01:14:23 UTC
Isn't it precious? =D

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killyoudead January 14 2010, 01:15:46 UTC
YES. YES IT IS.

*TRANCE*

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CAPSLOCK MUCH, OLESIA? wolfuntamed January 14 2010, 01:13:25 UTC
I AM Ay,
LADY (hideously),
MASTER OF fuckingshogun
FROM THE LANDS OF Kentucky fml.

I DEFEAT MY ENEMIES WITH THE POWER OF an uzi for each hand :3 and puppet strings dohoho.
AND LORD OVER MY FOES TO THE MINSTREL CLASSIC Bohemian Rhapsody |D
WHEN I HAVE SLAIN MY ENEMIES AND PURGED MY LANDS OF DECEIT, WE CELEBRATE WITH SEAFOOD AT BRAVOS?

MY KINGDOM'S LIBRARY IS THE ENVY OF THE LAND, CONTAINING n-not many books l-lol.
AS WELL AS Maanny Rurouni Kenshin manga and doujinshi and 5Ds doujinshi and one Trigun doujinshi and I JUST COLLECT LOTS OF FANCOMICS OKAY.
MY COURT MUSICIANS ARE WELL VERSED IN THE CLASSICS OF Spoon, Broadway musicals, Lady Gaga, Pink Floyd, Simon and Garfunkel, CCR, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Heart, Muse, Queen, Audioslave, and the Kill Bill soundtracks both I and II.
MY JESTERS PERFORM FOR ME GREAT AMUSEMENTS, LIKE O Brother Where Art Thou?, Kill Bill Vol. I and II, Clue, Across the Universe, A Chorus Line, Spamalot, White Christmas, The Phantom of the Opera, Fiddler on the Roof, and Wicked.
WHILE MY PUPPETEERS ARE MASTERS OF ( ... )

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NO REGRETS killyoudead January 14 2010, 01:14:57 UTC
Re: CAPSLOCK MUCH, OLESIA? kukucrazywild January 14 2010, 01:26:28 UTC
DID YOU KNOW DAVID MACK LIVES IN KENTUCKY
YOU SHOULD VISIT HIM

AND TELL HIM TO EMAIL ME BACK

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wolfuntamed January 14 2010, 01:27:22 UTC
DAVID WHO AGAIN?

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tracing January 14 2010, 01:14:02 UTC
I AM JAS,
LORD/LADY acerb,
MASTER OF AKIHIKO SANADA FROM PERSONA 3 (vneckshirt)
FROM THE LANDS OF CALIFORNIA.

I DEFEAT MY ENEMIES WITH THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY
AND LORD OVER MY FOES TO THE MINSTREL CLASSIC THE BIRD AND THE WORM BY OWL CITY
WHEN I HAVE SLAIN MY ENEMIES AND PURGED MY LANDS OF DECEIT, WE CELEBRATE WITH YAKITORI!!!!

MY KINGDOM'S LIBRARY IS THE ENVY OF THE LAND, CONTAINING FIRST-PERSON CONTEMPORARY NOVELS
AS WELL AS DEADMAN WONDERLAND, ELFEN LIED, & SOME SOUL EATER
MY COURT MUSICIANS ARE WELL VERSED IN THE CLASSICS OF JASON MRAZ AND OTHER HAPPY SHIT -- OH AND THE KILLERS
MY JESTERS PERFORM FOR ME GREAT AMUSEMENTS, LIKE SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE AND OTHER THINGS ON TV LIKE GLEE, HOUSE, AND INTERVENTION
WHILE MY PUPPETEERS ARE MASTERS OF THE CLASSICS KUUCHUU BURANKO
MY CRAFTSMEN HAVE CREATED MARVELS THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN! TRINKETS CONTAINING STORIES! FATE/STAY NIGHT, FINAL FANTASY XIII, PERSONA 3, PERSONA 4, PAPER MARIO, DEVIL SURVIVOR, POKEMON, & ACE ATTORNEY.

TO YOU, NEIGHBORING LORDS AND LADIES, I OFFER COOL... STUFF....
IN RETURN, I ( ... )

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killyoudead January 14 2010, 01:16:45 UTC
TO UNTOUCHED REALMS OF PROCRASTINATION, AWAY!

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OH BTW... tracing January 14 2010, 01:24:11 UTC
I DON'T REALLY... TALK ABOUT FANDOM SHIT... LIKE EVER...

WELL MAYBE VIDEO GAMES AND STUFF BUT LIKE NEVER MY... SLIGHT... INTEREST IN THOSE THREE MANGA...

sobbing

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grindcore January 14 2010, 01:35:59 UTC
WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS Y/N

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I THINK I HAVE 50% OF YOU FRIENDED ALREADY grindcore January 14 2010, 01:14:43 UTC
I AM Kid
(dystopia),
rorshack ghost sgt sodomy and snoipah
FROM THE LANDS OF WASHINGTON WEST COAST REPRESENT

I DEFEAT MY ENEMIES WITH THE POWER OF giant spiked dildos
AND LORD OVER MY FOES TO THE MINSTREL CLASSIC i can't pick one are you serious just go here
WHEN I HAVE SLAIN MY ENEMIES AND PURGED MY LANDS OF DECEIT, WE CELEBRATE WITH ITALIAN, CHINESE, AND VIETNAMESE

MY KINGDOM'S LIBRARY IS THE ENVY OF THE LAND, CONTAINING palahniuk barker king burroughs adams YOU GET POINTS IF YOU KNOW THEIR FIRST NAMES
AS WELL AS watchmen, the sandman, tank girl, blankets, those friday the 13th comics, preacher, transmetropolitan, hellblazah
MY COURT MUSICIANS ARE WELL VERSED IN THE CLASSICS OF AGAIN
MY JESTERS PERFORM FOR ME GREAT AMUSEMENTS, LIKE tetsuo, the fall the life aquatic, fight club, boondock saints, most of tarantino's shit and pretty much every horror movie known to man
WHILE MY PUPPETEERS ARE MASTERS OF THE CLASSICS south park, superjail, various 90s crap
MY CRAFTSMEN HAVE CREATED MARVELS THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN! TRINKETS CONTAINING STORIES ( ... )

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wolfuntamed January 14 2010, 01:17:20 UTC
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THOSE COMPUTERS IN HIGH SCHOOL what the hell why did I write 'high school' I meant GRADE SCHOOL. AND PLAYING OREGON TRAIL ON IT.

/and now has this song stuck in her head fft.

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ALTERNATIVELY grindcore January 14 2010, 01:19:18 UTC
wolfuntamed January 14 2010, 01:28:26 UTC
ffff what in the hellllll XDDDD

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