I AM OLESIA, LORD/LADY KILLYOUDEAD, MASTER OF RUKA THE LOLI KNOWN AS GALLITRAP, BUNNY THE MESSIAH KNOWN AS SPARKLEJESUS FROM THE LANDS OF SEATTLE WASHINGTON SORTA, WHERE SUNLIGHT HAS BEEN BANISHED
I DEFEAT MY ENEMIES WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES AND LORD OVER MY FOES TO THE MINSTREL CLASSIC IEVAN POLKKA WHEN I HAVE SLAIN MY ENEMIES AND PURGED MY LANDS OF DECEIT, WE CELEBRATE WITH TOASTED BREAD SLATHERED WITH GREEN DIPPING SAUCE
MY KINGDOM'S LIBRARY IS THE ENVY OF THE LAND, CONTAINING THE SOUL OF NEIL GAIMAN LOCKED IN AN EGGSHELL, AS WELL AS A SMATTERING OF COLLEGIATE PROFESSORS AND THEIR LEARNINGS AS WELL AS SUE STORM MARRYING AN ATLANTEAN MY COURT MUSICIANS ARE WELL VERSED IN THE CLASSICS OF THE OVERCLOCKED REMIXERS, THE RED SPAROWES, WE ARE SCIENTISTS, NANCY AJRAM, AND OTHER WOMEN CAPTURED FROM FOREIGN LANDS MY JESTERS PERFORM FOR ME GREAT AMUSEMENTS, LIKE SUNSHINE, IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, AND TOKYO GORE POLICE, SHUT UP WHILE MY PUPPETEERS ARE MASTERS OF THE CLASSICS THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER, AS WELL AS MICE RESCUING BIRDS. MY CRAFTSMEN HAVE CREATED MARVELS THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN! TRINKETS CONTAINING STORIES! MASTERMIND, THE LEGENDS OF ZELDA, AND HOTEL DUSK
TO YOU, NEIGHBORING LORDS AND LADIES, I OFFER CAPSLOCK, TALES ABOUT CARD GAMES, AND A REINFORCED SHOULDER UPON WHICH YOU MAY LEAN YOUR SORROWS IN RETURN, I SEEK ONLY COMPANIONSHIP AND LULZ TOGETHER, WE MIGHT CONQUER UNTOUCHED REALMS, THE PIT, THIS PLACE, AND PEOPLE WHO MIGHT SECRETLY BE SATAN AND OUR INFAMY SHALL GROW, AND I WON'T JUST BE KNOWN AS THAT PERSON WHO TURNS OFF HER BEDROOM LIGHT WITH A CLIPBOARD OR A SWORD DEPENDING ON THE DAY.
WILL YOU ALLY YOUR KINGDOM WITH MINE, FRIENDS? IF NOT, I SHALL ETERNALLY SUBJECT YOU TO THE WRATH OF MY
LORD/LADY KILLYOUDEAD,
MASTER OF RUKA THE LOLI KNOWN AS GALLITRAP, BUNNY THE MESSIAH KNOWN AS SPARKLEJESUS
FROM THE LANDS OF SEATTLE WASHINGTON SORTA, WHERE SUNLIGHT HAS BEEN BANISHED
I DEFEAT MY ENEMIES WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES
AND LORD OVER MY FOES TO THE MINSTREL CLASSIC IEVAN POLKKA
WHEN I HAVE SLAIN MY ENEMIES AND PURGED MY LANDS OF DECEIT, WE CELEBRATE WITH TOASTED BREAD SLATHERED WITH GREEN DIPPING SAUCE
MY KINGDOM'S LIBRARY IS THE ENVY OF THE LAND, CONTAINING THE SOUL OF NEIL GAIMAN LOCKED IN AN EGGSHELL, AS WELL AS A SMATTERING OF COLLEGIATE PROFESSORS AND THEIR LEARNINGS
AS WELL AS SUE STORM MARRYING AN ATLANTEAN
MY COURT MUSICIANS ARE WELL VERSED IN THE CLASSICS OF THE OVERCLOCKED REMIXERS, THE RED SPAROWES, WE ARE SCIENTISTS, NANCY AJRAM, AND OTHER WOMEN CAPTURED FROM FOREIGN LANDS
MY JESTERS PERFORM FOR ME GREAT AMUSEMENTS, LIKE SUNSHINE, IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, AND TOKYO GORE POLICE, SHUT UP
WHILE MY PUPPETEERS ARE MASTERS OF THE CLASSICS THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER, AS WELL AS MICE RESCUING BIRDS.
MY CRAFTSMEN HAVE CREATED MARVELS THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN! TRINKETS CONTAINING STORIES! MASTERMIND, THE LEGENDS OF ZELDA, AND HOTEL DUSK
TO YOU, NEIGHBORING LORDS AND LADIES, I OFFER CAPSLOCK, TALES ABOUT CARD GAMES, AND A REINFORCED SHOULDER UPON WHICH YOU MAY LEAN YOUR SORROWS
IN RETURN, I SEEK ONLY COMPANIONSHIP AND LULZ
TOGETHER, WE MIGHT CONQUER UNTOUCHED REALMS, THE PIT, THIS PLACE, AND PEOPLE WHO MIGHT SECRETLY BE SATAN
AND OUR INFAMY SHALL GROW, AND I WON'T JUST BE KNOWN AS THAT PERSON WHO TURNS OFF HER BEDROOM LIGHT WITH A CLIPBOARD OR A SWORD DEPENDING ON THE DAY.
WILL YOU ALLY YOUR KINGDOM WITH MINE, FRIENDS? IF NOT, I SHALL ETERNALLY SUBJECT YOU TO THE WRATH OF MY
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...WHILE ON MOVING MOTORCYCLES!
SOUNDS LIKE FUN DOESN'T IT!!
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I DON'T THINK ANYONE HAS THROWN CARDS WHILE DRIVING.
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THE SECOND ROBOJACK EPISODE WHEN YUUSEI THREW A CARD TO JACK WHILE THEY WERE DRIVING AFTER CROW WAS STILL BACK IN THE TUNNEL!
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TRUFAX
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D| Megafail.
ANYWAY I MEANT THIS ONE.
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