Double meaning to the word "Spam" is go: RECIPE TIME!

[yourlittleguy]

When I'm not wasting my life dicking around on the internet or emotionally scarring people on the MS Paint meme (sorry, Ant-Man's mun!), I like cooking things. And I decided I wanted to share one of my recipes with you guys. It's hash! Hash is basically whatever you can pull out of your fridge at any given point in time, and has the most simple

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[taistoi]

will spam more when I can think of more recipes off the top of my head, because man do I love to cook.

[borntobeajedi]

stop posting buttery recipes, they sound so good but will make me so sick. ;_;

i may try the chicken one anyway, though i shall have to buy a pan. (lol i live on microwave soup okay.)

[taistoi]

l-lol so sorry but we go through butter faster than we go through bottled water.

And my family is a snooty upper-middle-class yuppie family that only drinks bottled water :c

I'LL TRY TO THINK OF SOMETHING HEALTHIER.

[blk_arachnia]

Are you related to Paula Deen?

BEER BREAD MOTHERFUCKER!

[saankyu]

YOU WILL NEED:
-3 cups of FLOUR
-3 teaspoons of BAKING POWDER
-1 teaspoon of SALT
-1/4 cup SUGAR
-1 can BEER
-1/2 cup BUTTER
-PAM or something similar.
-COOKING PAN or something, dude.
-OVEN, obviously.

PREHEAT YOUR OVEN TO 375 DEGREES!

SIFT THE FLOUR OR WHATEVER!

MIX DRY INGREDIENTS!

ADD BEER!

GREASE THE PAN!

POUR MIXTURE INTO THE PAN!

MELT THE BUTTER!

POUR THE BUTTER OVER THE MIXTURE IN THE PAN!

BAKE THAT SHIT FOR AN HOUR!

Results will be sweet, thick, delicious bread. I'll take it over cake any day.

Re: BEER BREAD MOTHERFUCKER!

[saankyu]

Make sure to sift. It's important or else it turns out hard as a rock, and you don't want that.

[olcountrydoc]

My little brother invented chocolate-chip pumpkin pie when he was four.

It is basically regular pumpkin pie, but with chocolate chips stirred in.

It's amazing, he is a genius.