So I'm in a relationship with a guy and it's going almost freakishly well. But I still have feelings for a guy back home. Only he's possibly dead. But I kissed his alternate reality counterpart that's in this dimension. Advice on how to deal with this?
Men are pigs (believe me, I am one) so the fella back home's probably off with some other chick right now so stick with what you've got. You'll cry less in the morning.
Although, y'know, if yer dating one guy an' kissin' some other boy on the side, that's pretty cold. Stop stringin' the morons along and just pick one already before one of them goes psycho-crazy and starts leavin' dead mice nailed to your door as love gifts.
First, he was seeing another woman, but I was headed over to his place to talk to him about it before I got ripped out of my dimension. Second, the guy here know about the one back home. Third, hard to just throw away over ten years of history.
I don't think either Batman or Logan would nail dead animals to my door.
Hey, I just said what I thought would be the best thing to do. I've been on the other end of that equation and believe me, it's harder waitin' for a girl to make up her mind than it is to have her say goodbye. You get stuck in limbo... So just choose already. I ain't gonna tell you which one 'cause that'd make me feel like one of those old women with the shawls and the teeth on TV, but even if you make the wrong choice the other guy probably won't mind if you change your mind later.
Also, you never know, sweetcheeks. Men do crazy things for their girls.
Question: how impolite is it to ruin the life of the man who thinks he's your boss? I'm caught in a game of chess with this fellow, but unfortunately he thinks he's a player rather than my black king, and it's ever so irksome. Reeducation may be imminent. Thoughts?
I'm dating this guy who's father is the arch rival of my "father", and also the rival of the other guy I like who happens to be the first guy's best friend, just ten years older. Also my old boyfriend from where I come from is now in the city and now lives with me and I haven't told that to my current boyfriend yet.
Edit: And evidently this other guy I used to get along with is now wanting to ask my boyfriend's dad to the junior prom.
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Although, y'know, if yer dating one guy an' kissin' some other boy on the side, that's pretty cold. Stop stringin' the morons along and just pick one already before one of them goes psycho-crazy and starts leavin' dead mice nailed to your door as love gifts.
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I don't think either Batman or Logan would nail dead animals to my door.
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Also, you never know, sweetcheeks. Men do crazy things for their girls.
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How does one remove the smell of hobo urine from clothing?
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Also, burn your clothes, get new ones.
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Edit: And evidently this other guy I used to get along with is now wanting to ask my boyfriend's dad to the junior prom.
... any advice for this mess?
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Ditch 'em all an' get with me, babe. I'm as uncomplicated as they come.
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... um. Thank you, but... I'll take my chances.
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