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dcushitkicker in goshdarnspam

NO LONGER A QUESTION

Jul 21, 2009 21:28

GUY GARDNER WANTS TO GIVE YOU ADVICE. PLEASE COMMENT WITH YOUR DEAR ABBY QUESTIONS ( Read more... )

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enigmaestro July 22 2009, 01:39:52 UTC

Question: how impolite is it to ruin the life of the man who thinks he's your boss? I'm caught in a game of chess with this fellow, but unfortunately he thinks he's a player rather than my black king, and it's ever so irksome. Reeducation may be imminent. Thoughts?

easytochop July 22 2009, 01:42:15 UTC

And you told me to work with him.

enigmaestro July 22 2009, 01:42:59 UTC

DUH YOU'RE MY BLACK QUEEN.

enigmaestro July 22 2009, 01:43:26 UTC

I AM ACCESSORIZING APPROPRIATELY.

easytochop July 22 2009, 01:44:45 UTC

I STILL DON'T GET WHAT YOU ARE PLANNING TO USE ME FOR OKAY

UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO DIE IN WHICH CASE CONGRATULATIONS

enigmaestro July 22 2009, 01:47:53 UTC

Huzzah.

meowminx July 22 2009, 01:46:39 UTC

I don't think you ever answered what piece you thought I was.

enigmaestro July 22 2009, 01:47:33 UTC

I don't think I want you to claw my face off, either.

meowminx July 22 2009, 01:48:14 UTC

Then answer the question, Eddie.

enigmaestro July 22 2009, 01:49:41 UTC

So help me I will answer in a riddle.

meowminx July 22 2009, 01:58:33 UTC

Then I really will claw your face off.

dcushitkicker July 22 2009, 01:55:37 UTC

First of all: chess metaphors are gay.

Second: Ruinin' people's lives is wrong an' it takes too much time anyway. Plotting's for wusses who can't throw a punch. Just be a man and hit him in the face already.

enigmaestro July 22 2009, 02:02:37 UTC

I'm fairly sure his face would break my hand. Enhancements, you know.

dcushitkicker July 22 2009, 02:37:41 UTC

Then pry the helmet off or hit him in the gut.

loltraitorlol July 22 2009, 02:30:57 UTC

... please tell me I'm at least a Bishop.

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