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enigmaestro in goshdarnspam

In Brightest Day, In Blackes---omg zombiessss

Jul 16, 2009 16:47

Well yesterday was the kick-off of DC's new massive crossover event, Blackest Night. For those of us who've only suffered the loss of beloved minor characters, this will be interesting. For those of you who loved the sparkling personalities in Superbuddies.

I'm so sorry.

( They're like zombies, but IN SPACE )

comics, sharing, sara tops nobody, sara actually has a riddlecane

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easytochop July 16 2009, 21:00:29 UTC

i appreciate that you accept the truth enough to add that tag yourself now

enigmaestro July 16 2009, 21:01:35 UTC

I KNEW YOU'D DO IT ANYWAY.

And I thought it would fit with the return of The Top.

easytochop July 16 2009, 21:03:44 UTC

my cat is grooming his tail but his tail is on my foot :(

enigmaestro July 16 2009, 21:07:26 UTC

Do not move your foot, whatever you do.

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wictorwictor July 16 2009, 21:01:15 UTC

But the question is, when do they do Thriller?

enigmaestro July 16 2009, 21:02:06 UTC

I hope when Kord is back.

With Max Lord.

Best image ever.

wictorwictor July 16 2009, 21:03:13 UTC

I really like that plan. The sheer image of Arthur Curry doing Thriller is enough for me, but Arthur Curry doing Thriller with Ted Kord and Max Lord? Bitchin.

enigmaestro July 16 2009, 21:06:34 UTC

I'd buy it. And very possibly frame it.

I sooo wanted them to bring back Jack Drake, too, but I suppose that is too much angst for Tim.

goddamnrobin July 16 2009, 21:06:02 UTC

I was mesmerized by the concept of someone licking Bruce's skull. Why is that pic not even there?

enigmaestro July 16 2009, 21:09:08 UTC

I was too tempted to say "how many licks does it take..."

And Leah would have killed me.

goddamnrobin July 16 2009, 21:25:31 UTC

If I had a scanner, I would post it here and let Leah kill you.

/is awesome like that

enigmaestro July 16 2009, 21:27:58 UTC

Eventually one day Leah will throw me off a cliff anyway. But I won't know when.

It is a cliff

hanger.

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liverletdie July 16 2009, 21:06:54 UTC

Needs to include Ted already. :|

Also wtf is going on in the last page? Is that Bruce's grave or is that his parent's grave? D:

enigmaestro July 16 2009, 21:08:42 UTC

Bruce got a little doggy-like grave next to his parents, unmarked.

Thomas Elliot is currently running around Gotham pretending to be Bruce and giving out a billion dollars of Wayne's money to the city.

Which is super funny, because "Thomas Elliot" is actually "dead" in the public's eyes.

liverletdie July 16 2009, 21:09:52 UTC

.......

So does this mean Zombie!Batman?

enigmaestro July 16 2009, 21:12:02 UTC

MAYBE?

He's technically in the Omega Sanction, which is like forever living a horrible series of horrible lives, again and again, until the universe destroys itself.

Gaiman wrote a beautiful two-parter on that, what Bruce is experiencing now.

BUT THERE WAS A CORPSE. Superman carried it back in Final Crisis. It's like his consciousness is stowed away, but his corporeal form lingers.

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littleprovolone July 16 2009, 21:11:00 UTC

Why is it that everyone who was in the Superbuddies wound up having a truly truly horrific time of it afterwards?

enigmaestro July 16 2009, 21:12:18 UTC

DC hates nice things.

littleprovolone July 16 2009, 21:22:10 UTC

Truly, they do. No one is ever allowed to be *happy* in the DC universe.

Maybe people there don't need to eat, they just get their energy from angst...?

enigmaestro July 16 2009, 21:26:25 UTC

No one. Ever. Happiness died.

That would be the best power supply ever. Angst. No one would starve in the DCU.

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