May 23, 2009 14:58
richaaaaaaaaaards,
watchin u,
needs more explosions,
what are we,
mocking characters is my middle name,
cnc: we are on the special crack,
the riddler has done it again,
i just died in your arms tonight,
i love c&c,
hideous is c&c's favorite word,
when i think about you i touch myself,
wtf,
what's the tag limit?,
batman is gay,
derp derp i hate myself,
hideous,
tony stark is actually norman osborn,
what is this post,
someone else tag this,
i smell sitcom!,
torturing characters is fun,
do we dazzle you?,
only the terriblest,
c&c is gay,
what is this god damn crack,
meme,
there is no therapy for this,
batman is not gay!!!,
how many tags is this again?,
doom is upon us,
do we really need more tags,
there is no tag for how i feel,
what is this monstrocity,
sexytime is one of the tags?,
wow
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Oh god, how old are you?
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I am twenty-five, calm yourself.
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No. I simply have bad taste in men and have made poor decisions that left me high and dry. I would be honestly surprised if that changed anytime in the future.
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All right, you said you've got some dudes you're moist for - tell me about 'em, and I'll tell ya if yer taste sucks.
Besides, I just tasted a li'l bit o' you, and you're totally delish.
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I know the moment I speak the name of Spider-Man, you will scoff. That tends to be the usual reaction of males I'm not familiar with.
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Who else?
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There is a man by the name of Malchior as well - he is much different than the usual men I am interested in. There is another by the name of Bobby Pendragon.
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Harry Osborn?
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Pendragon - no relatives of King Arthur allowed. They carry medieval skank with 'em.
And Harry Osborn is just wrong wrong wrong. I've MET that guy - he was a brain addled nutjob BEFORE he got hopped up on the goofballs or whatever his problem is. THAT HAIR IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE A TURN-ON.
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So if I have heard you correctly - none of my potential choices are good enough?
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But fine, what's so 'derpy' about this Pendragon dork? Sounds like he could be a decent noble type...
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What is the big problem with Harry? No-one feels the need to explain this to me aside from "oh he has a terrible father" - well, I do as well. I do not see that as a reason to avoid him.
Bobby? ... Well, he has this very near 'dorky' personality, he is very sweet and kind - regardless of the circumstance. He seems to want to understand me, even if he does not have to...
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What's Pendragon's deal? Is the name a coinkydink? Does he fight crime, do card tricks, juggle flaming chainsaws, what?
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