I'm not sorry.

[insilencespeak]

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You're hideous and ilu - and don't make me come down there Belltrap

[darkprophecies]

[darkprophecies]

[She smirks and shakes her head.]

It takes a specific kind of man in particular to lure that nature out in me. Unfortunately for you, the rather forward-talking ones are not it.

[wadewilson]

referp uoy fi drawkcab klat nac I. Rwor, rwor!

[darkprophecies]

...

[She laughs a little more.]
Not exactly what I meant, however you do get an A for effort.

[wadewilson]

Groovy! Do I get to scratch and sniff as well?

[darkprophecies]

[She lifts an eyebrow, but smirks still.]

No. However if you desire a kiss, I will present you with one.

[wadewilson]

I so desire. Lay one on me, cuteness, and none of that wussy 'peck on the cheek' stuff, neither. Show me what ya got and represent!

[darkprophecies]

[She looks a bit unsure but steps up to him and firmly presses her lips to his.]

[wadewilson]

[actually gasps a little in surprise at first at her directness, but eases into it, placing a hand tentatively on her hip]

Mmmm-hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[darkprophecies]

[She holds the deep kiss for many moments before slowing parting it.

She is. Silent.]

[wadewilson]

[a small quiver in his breath as she pulls back, and at first his lips try to chase hers down, before he snaps out of it.]

Tell me about your specific kind of man.

[darkprophecies]

[She smiles a bit at his reaction, tucking some hair behind her ear.]

I tend to hold a place in my heart for those that most consider geeky, nerdy... "derpy" I think is a word?

Then again that has gotten me... nowhere thus far.

[wadewilson]

[blinks a few times, still kind of affected]

That's the problem with nerds. You have to straddle them and start humping 'em for them to figure out you're into 'em. Then it usually turns out they don't know what the hell they're doin'.

...

That works on us studly types, too, though.

You've gotten nowhere - where are you tryin' to go? Cuz I know a nerd what really needs some lovin'...

[darkprophecies]

[There's a light shrug at that statement.]

I have never gotten that far with the men I am interested in, so I have no say on that. However... I find the problem to usually be they are oblivious to my affections.

... Oh really?

[wadewilson]

Exactly. Nerds are so nerdy that they never believe anyone could actually like 'em. Nerd-lovin' asks a hell of a lot of nerd-lovin' women - but I bet if you go up to 'em and say 'if you desire a kiss, I will present you with one,' you'll make a lot of headway.

But yeah, I know this nerd named Weasel, and he is by definition 'derpy.' He's a very lonely -

Wait. Did you just say you're a virgin?

[darkprophecies]

[She clears her throat, looking away momentarily.]

Yes, however I don't particularly enjoy broadcasting such things openly. Private matters and all.