May 23, 2009 14:58
richaaaaaaaaaards,
watchin u,
needs more explosions,
what are we,
mocking characters is my middle name,
cnc: we are on the special crack,
the riddler has done it again,
i just died in your arms tonight,
i love c&c,
hideous is c&c's favorite word,
when i think about you i touch myself,
wtf,
what's the tag limit?,
batman is gay,
derp derp i hate myself,
hideous,
tony stark is actually norman osborn,
what is this post,
someone else tag this,
i smell sitcom!,
torturing characters is fun,
do we dazzle you?,
only the terriblest,
c&c is gay,
what is this god damn crack,
meme,
there is no therapy for this,
batman is not gay!!!,
how many tags is this again?,
doom is upon us,
do we really need more tags,
there is no tag for how i feel,
what is this monstrocity,
sexytime is one of the tags?,
wow
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It takes a specific kind of man in particular to lure that nature out in me. Unfortunately for you, the rather forward-talking ones are not it.
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[She laughs a little more.]
Not exactly what I meant, however you do get an A for effort.
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No. However if you desire a kiss, I will present you with one.
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Mmmm-hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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She is. Silent.]
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Tell me about your specific kind of man.
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I tend to hold a place in my heart for those that most consider geeky, nerdy... "derpy" I think is a word?
Then again that has gotten me... nowhere thus far.
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That's the problem with nerds. You have to straddle them and start humping 'em for them to figure out you're into 'em. Then it usually turns out they don't know what the hell they're doin'.
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That works on us studly types, too, though.
You've gotten nowhere - where are you tryin' to go? Cuz I know a nerd what really needs some lovin'...
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I have never gotten that far with the men I am interested in, so I have no say on that. However... I find the problem to usually be they are oblivious to my affections.
... Oh really?
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But yeah, I know this nerd named Weasel, and he is by definition 'derpy.' He's a very lonely -
Wait. Did you just say you're a virgin?
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Yes, however I don't particularly enjoy broadcasting such things openly. Private matters and all.
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