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omniscientdog in goshdarnspam

THE DOCTOR IS IN

May 11, 2009 20:43

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there is no therapy for this, i refuse to admit this is a meme, meme, dogbert is advice dog, tell me about your mother

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bossisawitch May 12 2009, 00:34:49 UTC

But you're a dog.

omniscientdog May 12 2009, 00:38:41 UTC

No. You just perceive me as being a dog because your mental capacity has been limited.

deadontarget May 12 2009, 00:35:14 UTC

Where the fuck is Daredevil?

omniscientdog May 12 2009, 00:39:48 UTC

Banging your mother.

He's trapped in a parallel dimension where he can see and you're a nice guy. Well, maybe trapped is the wrong word. He doesn't want to leave.

deadontarget May 12 2009, 00:42:08 UTC

You don't know shit about shit.

omniscientdog May 12 2009, 01:48:56 UTC

Thankfully. Though I'm sure you're an expert.

wolfuntamed May 12 2009, 00:36:14 UTC

... No thanks.

deadontarget May 12 2009, 00:36:41 UTC

Shut the fuck up he's gonna answer my question.

wolfuntamed May 12 2009, 00:37:24 UTC

I believe you were before me in line, as it is.

enigmaestro May 12 2009, 00:37:47 UTC

Have you checked your mother's bed?

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shinmeiryuangel May 12 2009, 00:37:26 UTC

W-Why does Asuna-san like touching my wings so much?

omniscientdog May 12 2009, 00:43:39 UTC

Because they remind her of the soft down comforter that her father gave her before he died a painful, violent death. She likes it when attractive, fifteen year old females bring up memories of her father.

According to Freud, anyway.

HTML troubles, oh mighty Dogbert-san? shinmeiryuangel May 12 2009, 00:48:35 UTC

Are you sure it isn't Gateau-san and not her father?

silence, peon! omniscientdog May 12 2009, 01:13:11 UTC

Possible, but not likely.

more_surreal May 12 2009, 00:37:29 UTC

What is the secret to instant gratification?

omniscientdog May 12 2009, 00:43:55 UTC

Achieving it as frequently as possible.

more_surreal May 12 2009, 00:58:36 UTC

Alright! This is the best advice ever!

omniscientdog May 12 2009, 01:10:54 UTC

Oh, maybe not the best ever.

I had a good run in Mumbai.