THE DOCTOR IS IN

May 11, 2009 20:43

A-hem. If you're all finished spamming the lovely (and surprisingly vertical) Lust?

I can't help but notice that a good portion of you lovely people are not what we call in the business 'normal'. I mean this in the nicest possible way - what can you expect in a town that goes through what this place does in a month? You guys are in need of professional help. And I am nothing if not generous.

So, I've decided to let you common folk have a little piece of my infinite wisdom. For a limited time only, I'll be answering your deepest, most throught provoking questions. Or, if you don't have any of those, I'll also take 'Should I break up with him?'. Follow my advice, and you'll be on your way to 100% mental health in no time! For a fee, obviously.

And remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people.

there is no therapy for this, i refuse to admit this is a meme, meme, dogbert is advice dog, tell me about your mother

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