Trying a new meme:

[ctu_savior]

SPAM INBOX MEME

THE RULES:
-Post your character. By doing so, you condemn them to receiving a tide of telemarketing calls, spam e-mail, and junk mail specifically tailored to them. There is no escape

Comments

[heiressapparent]

[microwavemutant]

[doubleoohbaby]

[doubleoohbaby]

[deletes. forever.]

[mansansfear]

[ctu_savior]

E-Mail Subject Line

[newbvampire]

You need this!

[ctu_savior]

[Cautiously... opening...]

Email, and I'm sorry I suck at these things

[newbvampire]

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[The rest of the ad's content gives no hint as to whether the product in question is of a "personal" nature, or is indeed some kind of firearms lubricant.]