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[mrbleedsalot]

Dear CLONECreep,

Stop sending me letters.

No love,
Go away.

[more_surreal]

Dear Abby

Every single year I ask Santa to give me a rocket launcher for Christmas but no matter how good I act try to act am he never delivers! I've sent a lot of letters to complain and have tried to contact Santa's customer service department, but I'm not getting any responses and I don't think he even has a customer service department. Who do I have to talk to get a rocket launcher?!

Sincerely,
Annoyed

P.S. The launcher doesn't have to come from Santa, if you know somewhere else I could get one.

[unforged]

Dear Abby,

I'm training to become the world's greatest swordsman. But my biggest rival cheated and now has like a ten year head start on me.

How can I catch up to him?

From,
A Troubled Rival

P.S.
He uses my sword in his mouth. How can I make him stop that? The thing's probably covered in his drool for eternity now.

[mrbleedsalot]

Dear Kuina NotKuina,

Drink lots of milk or something.

But I don't think a nice guy like that would cheat. He's probably just older than you because you're dead.

Sincerely,
Not Zoro

P.S. Lots of people do that, it's fine.

[whysocosmic]

Dear Abby,

Do you think it's weird to go to a French restaurant with American flag hair? Should I bring a hat?

Sincerely,
Should Probably Just Get Pizza

P.S. I mean seriously French, not like, the Olive Garden of French restaurants.

[saylikewhat]

Dear Pizzaface,

Man, the solution to this one could not be simpler! Just let me eat your hair. Everyone wins.

-M

PS: Not the blue part, though. That tastes like Windex. Gross.

[mrbleedsalot]

Dear Opposite Sanji,

Cut them.

Sincerely,
Hates love

[pacifisted]

What!?

[mrbleedsalot]

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