Every single year I ask Santa to give me a rocket launcher for Christmas but no matter how good I act try to act am he never delivers! I've sent a lot of letters to complain and have tried to contact Santa's customer service department, but I'm not getting any responses and I don't think he even has a customer service department. Who do I have to talk to get a rocket launcher?!
Sincerely, Annoyed
P.S. The launcher doesn't have to come from Santa, if you know somewhere else I could get one.
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Dear CLONECreep,
Stop sending me letters.
No love,
Go away.
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Every single year I ask Santa to give me a rocket launcher for Christmas but no matter how good I act try to act am he never delivers! I've sent a lot of letters to complain and have tried to contact Santa's customer service department, but I'm not getting any responses and I don't think he even has a customer service department. Who do I have to talk to get a rocket launcher?!
Sincerely,
Annoyed
P.S. The launcher doesn't have to come from Santa, if you know somewhere else I could get one.
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I'm training to become the world's greatest swordsman. But my biggest rival cheated and now has like a ten year head start on me.
How can I catch up to him?
From,
A Troubled Rival
P.S.
He uses my sword in his mouth. How can I make him stop that? The thing's probably covered in his drool for eternity now.
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Dear Kuina NotKuina,
Drink lots of milk or something.
But I don't think a nice guy like that would cheat. He's probably just older than you because you're dead.
Sincerely,
Not Zoro
P.S. Lots of people do that, it's fine.
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Do you think it's weird to go to a French restaurant with American flag hair? Should I bring a hat?
Sincerely,
Should Probably Just Get Pizza
P.S. I mean seriously French, not like, the Olive Garden of French restaurants.
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Man, the solution to this one could not be simpler! Just let me eat your hair. Everyone wins.
-M
PS: Not the blue part, though. That tastes like Windex. Gross.
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Dear Opposite Sanji,
Cut them.
Sincerely,
Hates love
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