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vision_in_stone in goshdarnspam

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Jul 20, 2010 13:31

Oh god you guys this website. THIS WEBSITE. Seriously. This woman records her husband's chatterings while he's asleep and it is hilarious.Not only are there amazing insults such as these ( Read more... )

look at me i want attention, a virtual treasure chest!, !!!!!!!!, loling forever and ever and ever

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ridethetiger July 20 2010, 18:35:15 UTC

"Ninjas in stilettos. Fashion assassins! Not so stealthy, but oh-so-stylish!"

vision_in_stone July 20 2010, 18:37:09 UTC

That one is pretty epic, hee. :3 They have it on shirts.

ridethetiger July 20 2010, 19:29:07 UTC

Oh oh another one I like iirc is : "Let me hold you in my arms, feel me squeeze the bastard breath from your body. Bliss. Lovely."

bedeviledspider July 20 2010, 18:44:37 UTC

"I'm just a chubby ninja. Able to move between skinny people. Tiptoeing elephant. No one can see me. And then I attack! With ice cream and jelly, with chocolate sprinkles on top. Mmmmm."

vision_in_stone July 20 2010, 19:26:34 UTC

Yessss. :3

"Yah, I can't believe in God when I'm THIS good."

silent_pantera July 20 2010, 19:02:43 UTC

"You speak your mind, I punch your face. I think it's a fair exchange. We'll both be hurting."

I loled.

vision_in_stone July 20 2010, 19:10:12 UTC

Some of them are just begging to be used, aren't they? The insults are just.. hilarious.

silent_pantera July 20 2010, 19:37:22 UTC

"Christ on a bike!"
"Your blue sky thinking is blighted with dark clouds of piss-poor ideas."
"They're not love handles. I've got love impact protection barriers."
"Keep close to me. My love is infectious, and there's no cure."
"Jellyfish are attacking. Everybody grab your ice cream guns!"

I want all of these as buttons. :3

theheterodyne July 20 2010, 22:45:18 UTC

They sell shirts.

:D

easyopentabs July 20 2010, 19:10:16 UTC

"How much do I love you? As much as I love myself, toned down a little bit."

I want to marry this man.

vision_in_stone July 20 2010, 19:10:41 UTC

Unfortunately he's already married. :(

easyopentabs July 20 2010, 19:15:27 UTC

I knooow. I envy his wife.

vision_in_stone July 20 2010, 19:25:33 UTC

Me too omg.

How about this one?

"I've got two things to say to you: fuck and off. Capisce?"

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afeatherpillow July 20 2010, 19:30:48 UTC

I TALK IN MY SLEEP ALL THE TIME. Apparently, my college roommate wrote down everything she's ever heard me say in the middle of the night. I have not seen this list. I am not certain I want to.

theheterodyne July 20 2010, 22:45:47 UTC

You could totes make moneys off it.