fuck it, i'm turning into the juice man

[gorthok]

so we got a juicer recently. the fucker is kinda cool. i'm not all nutsack-nation about using it to JUICE THE PLANEEEEET, but i'm ok with this shit. it's rad to watch the shit that we pick up in our weekly bins melt out of the fridge and suck it down out of these weirdass super pulpy glasses of shit that makes your liver NOT want to jump out of

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[lishd]

PEPPER JUICE

GARLIC JUICE

I LOVE THIS THING

[gorthok]

JUCING OF THE PEPPERS COMETH!!!

[robinhoodvandal]

CLEARLY YOU GUYS NEED TO START CANNING SHIT.
Holy caps lock. Fuck it, I'm leaving it.

[gorthok]

DO NOT TEMPT ME! I HAVE CANNED BERRIES, FRUITS, VEGGIES, PICKLED THINGS AND MADE JAM OUT OF *CRABAPPLES* FOR FUCK'S SAKE

that i have not yet done this means i have not bothered to get off my ass. i even know the perfect place to pick up ONE OF THOSE HUGEASS FUCKING POTS to boil your prepared cans in so they get ready to POP THE SEAL. this shit is so easy it's *insane* that i haven't done it yet.

[gorthok]

hey do you have a b'gass pot to boil shit in for canning? i'm keen on this idea...

[daddykatt]

we have a dehydrating thing that we slice up tomatoes and rack into that sucker. 24 hours later we have dried up, shriveled-ass 'maters... crush that shit up and add some water, instant tomato paste.

[gorthok]

now *that's* a fucking idea.
there's a dehydrater in this apt, theoretically
<_<
>_>
*plots*

[lishd]

i swear it exists

i bought it in 1991

whaaat

[gorthok]

with your luch money? you were still in fucking *middle school*

*begins to doubt th e existance of something he's actually seen*