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my myspace got deleted so i guess ill be spending more time on here again.

does anyone else think ms.piggy looks like a major babe in the new pizza hut commercial?

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last night i had a dream that i was at the mtv beach house for spring break, i was having a good old time dancin in my anderwears and such. then fucking gene simmons shows up and hes all like dude jeff you have to play in my band and we have to perform now. so i did and it was kick ass, and our set included a song that snoop dogg sang with us.

CHELSO AZN, I RAN OUT OF QUESADILLAS. I NEED THE HOOK UP PLEASE.

i like eating ho hos, they are super good.

im pretty sure james blunt and macy gray are the same person.

i just beat dr. robotniks mean bean machine, and let me tell you he looked super pissed when his tetris machine blew up. it made it all worth it.

ever since my grandma died my family is growing apart. i think its pretty stupid.