So I just saw Sweeney Todd...

[sylvar]

...and man, that was DISGUSTING

Comments

[lady_agrias]

I would personally love to see a Good Eats episode about meat pies, and how to tell which cut of human meat is the best. |D

[kawaiinochan]

Supposedly, barbecue was first used for the most problematic of all meats - human flesh. ~Q (the GE show titled such, not the Star Trek omnipotent, that is.)

[paranatural]

I;ll let him borrow my Ken Onion Shun knife next time. Cuts through human like butter!

[natatybuhban]

Haha, this post really made me smile. :)

[itealaich]

I am passionately in love with your icon.

[madly_scarlett]

Me too!

[kawaiinochan]

I'll third that. May we borrow with credit?

[nppyinzer]

"Are you ready for your shave, sir?"

"I think so... but I don't understand why I had to wait in a tub of salt water."

"Oh, brining helps keep the meat moist through the long cooking process."

"What meat are you AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

doot doo do doot doot do do doot doot doot

"Unlike cucumbers and okra, the human liver is not improved by pickling."

Cut to commercial

[kawaiinochan]

*falls out of her chair laughing*

[jlee7113]

you win!

[nppyinzer]

I wish I didn't have so much work to do; I'd have kept going with the commercials: Morimoto vs. Furter in Battle Meat Loaf, Jamie Oliver as Jack the Ripper searching out the "freshest" ingredients, a special "Dinner: Impossible" on a mountain with a Brazilian soccer team, Feasting on Asphalt 3 follows the trail of the Donner Party...

You see, kids? You can do cannibalism jokes without taking the easy way out and going straight to "Silence of the Lambs" and Jeffrey Dahmer.

[freudian_slip]

well, mr brown does frown upon single use tools.