I wish I didn't have so much work to do; I'd have kept going with the commercials: Morimoto vs. Furter in Battle Meat Loaf, Jamie Oliver as Jack the Ripper searching out the "freshest" ingredients, a special "Dinner: Impossible" on a mountain with a Brazilian soccer team, Feasting on Asphalt 3 follows the trail of the Donner Party...
You see, kids? You can do cannibalism jokes without taking the easy way out and going straight to "Silence of the Lambs" and Jeffrey Dahmer.
"I think so... but I don't understand why I had to wait in a tub of salt water."
"Oh, brining helps keep the meat moist through the long cooking process."
"What meat are you AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
doot doo do doot doot do do doot doot doot
"Unlike cucumbers and okra, the human liver is not improved by pickling."
Cut to commercial
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*falls out of her chair laughing*
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You see, kids? You can do cannibalism jokes without taking the easy way out and going straight to "Silence of the Lambs" and Jeffrey Dahmer.
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You've got me convinced! ;D
Hilarious.
Also, nice Kaylee icon!
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