life updates

[gonzolawyer]

Yesterday the family went to jessica_420's company picnic at Old Tucson. Well, actually, it wasn't a company picnic. Instead, it was the Halloween Fright Night thing at Old Tucson and some genius at Jess' work thought it would be a great idea to subsidize employee entrance costs to an event no one in their right mind would go to in the first place

Comments

[evilegg]

Go to Home Depot and buy the baby some damn keys that are his keys.
Would he understand that those are his, and he can't have any others?

[gonzolawyer]

he knows which key is the house key and which is the minivan key. If you try to fool him with baby keys, he will resent it.

On the other hand, if we got him his own toy that has a lock and his own key for that lock, THAT he might go for... hmm...

[evilegg]

Get him some handcuffs.
Or give him ya'll's.

[parilous]

Put padlocks on everything*, then let him figure out which keys go to which lock. Heh heh heh. :-)

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* or just his toy chest. ;-)