I am Michael A. Peroutka and I am running for President on the Constitution Party ticket. I am 100% pro-life, all nine months, no exceptions. In fact, I am so pro-life, that if elected I promise that abortion will end my first day in office ( Read more... )

Tonight, I rode in the back of a cop car for the first time.

Hey...there are reports of rain tomorrow in Santa Cruz...

Thank you for being a friend. Traveled down the road and back again...your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidante. And if you threw a party...and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, "Thank you for being a friend!"

Some girl just came up to my door and was like, "Can you give me a ride?" and I was like, "What...where?" and she said down some dirt road near Nazlini which is like...an hour away and I was like, "No...I can't do that...well, ok, I can, but I don't want to," and she was like, "Oh, ok, can you please give me a ride?" and I was like, "No, I don't ( Read more... )

We shouldn't have agreed to pay this maid by the hour...she's been working on the same room for three hours. And...I really have to go to the bathroom, but I feel guilty about it with her lurking around...

http://www.lisarein.com/videos/tvclips/dailyapril2003/4-28-03-bushvbush-sm.mov

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there's lots of hard liquor at washington and lee

This summer is NEVER going to end.