Excerpts from the Log Book

[gondhir]

So, for those who don't know, I'm currently working as a security guard. Mostly, I drive a car with a blinky light on top and a company logo on the side around Wal-Mart parking lots all night. Last night was semi-eventful so here's a few ACTUAL ENTRIES from my log of it to illustrate the most interesting of these events:

Comments

[miyeko]

LOL. He just didn't want to pay for a cab. Not having your insulin to inject doesn't make you start swaying.

[gondhir]

Well, obviously. I didn't know offhand what the symptoms of needing insulin are, but I felt it was pretty obvious he wasn't about to die any time soon, especially since all symptoms disappeared as soon as he walked away. It's especially interesting since the Hotel Intercontinental is a pretty ritzy place and only a few blocks away from where we were so he had to have money if they were staying there and a taxi couldn't have cost all that much.

And really, he sprung for the fancy hotel but he didn't have a problem with lying his way into being ferried around in a beat up security car? Some people are weird.

[carida_46]

OOOh. No, I didn't know you were a security guard. Is this just a night job?

[gondhir]

Mainly, yes.