YOU KNOW, IF YOU CHANGE TWO LETTERS 'DOUCHEBAG' BECOMES 'COUCHBAG'

WHICH IS THE BEST INSULT EVER

W. D. ROSS IS A COUCHBAG

. . . I should neither watch Naruto nor write things about Naruto past midnight. An early hour, yes, but my sanity is very tenuous and responds easily to the spinning of the Earth ( Read more... )

Thank you all for the Halloween costume suggestions. I ended up going as a cardboard box, though. Yes, an actual cardboard box. It was great because people expected the box actually to be something, but no. I was just a box. It was fantastic. The party I went to wasn't that great; not that many people were there and it wasn't very crazy. The ( Read more... )

MAI JOURNAL SUX

i agree.

IT ARE NIGHTno shit, fucker ( Read more... )

Quick story. The other morning I woke up and stumbled downstairs, and my mom was all, 'Come decorate these whipped-cream-and-pudding pies with strawberries and blueberries!' and I was all, '. . . Whosawazzit? Uhhhm hmmm. Buh?' So I slept my way over to the pies and started decorating them. Then I realised that when you lay a quarter-of-a- ( Read more... )

Hmm.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

Very Strange.

There was a burrito. It was in my fridge. Hmm.

See, last night, I was all, 'IT IS 11 PM I WILL NOW EAT A HEALTHFUL AND GLORIOUS DINNER.' I decided that said Healthful and Glorious Dinner would consist of a yogurt and the burrito. So I got the yogurt, but then Shippuuden was like, 'GET ON YOUR KNEES WATCH ME ( Read more... )

Usages of the word 'bonds' in Naruto manga chapters 303-307: 30I think I'm going to have to punch the next person who says that word. Which means I'll probably get expelled for punching Mr. Case ( Read more... )

You'll probably move right through me on my way to you.Wtf Byakugan ( Read more... )

1. Last night I dreamed that Dobby wanted to convert me to Christianity. By nailing me to a cross. *is severely disturbed ( Read more... )