Been a while, hasn't it, folks? Sorry, you didn't get rid of me!! :D

Status of the House of Fingolfin-Fingolfin: Pretty fucking good, thanks ( Read more... )

Status of the House of Fingolfin-Fingolfin: fucking the maid ( Read more... )

*has a new favorite son*

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*still likes Nolokáno best, really*

-Fingolfin: generally happy ( Read more... )

*takes note*

I just want to make it clear for all of you who have your little minds working coming up with little things that are written in little books that are more than a little wrong:

I HAVE NO THIRD FOURTH SON!!!

Disowned the fucking pansy in Mandos shot in the back by goddamn orcs and call yourself a Fingolfinian I don't fucking think

*jealous omg*

*wants those kinds of options* *wants options*

*toys with the idea of forming his own harem* Nah. Too much whining.

*decides to go for the next best thing*

ELENWE!!! LET'S SCREW WHILE TURGON'S STILL GONE!!!!

Meat tastes like murder and murder tastes PRETTY. DAMN. GOOD.

*sits in the rocking chair in the nursery guarding Nolokáno*

*cradles the Erusword in his arms and stares, unblinking, at the door*

*hears a noise*

*jumps up and wanders around suspiciously, looking for intruders*

*finds nothing, checks on the baby, and resumes his post staring unblinking at the door with the Erusword in hand*

*repeats, ad

*can tell by the screams that Mummykins hasn't left ( Read more... )

YOU SIX!!!!

Mummykins wants to see you. All of you.

I'm sorry I tried to talk her out of it but she insists leave the children with someone else for their own safety.

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*resumes hiding in bed and sucking his thumb*