a better Strawberry Shortcake

[goldfish42]

So, I posted last week about having had an erotic dream about Strawberry Shortcake.

devilindupriest Posted this in his LJ:

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[pwththth]

I want to go to that party.

[mathochist]

Aaaarrgghh! *trying to wash the image out of my eyes*

[kyriani]

Oh... WOW... \O_O/
She-ra, and is that Rainbow Brite (or Jem?), and Strawberry Shortcake... omfg.

[goldfish42]

It's rainbow Brite, which was my second-favorite cartoon in first and second grade, (right after Flower Fairies, some things never change.) Jem never had a blue dress with a rainbow across it, that I know of. My third favorite was She-Ra. And I still deeply resent my mother making me get rid of my Strawberry Shortcake dolls, and the cute little strawberry-shaped carry-case they came in. She hated the way they smelled and wanted them out of the house. If I still had them, they'd be on a display shelf in my room!

[flasher702]

M:tG jokes FTW xD

[nbarnes]

I once started writing the dialog for a Rainbow Brite / Strawberry Shortcake slash out loud in the kitchen at the Haunted.

"Wow, you really do taste like strawberries!"

"Oh my God, did you dye it like that?"
"No, that's just how it grows in. I can't imagine shaving."

Also, I have a character in City of Heroes that I describe as the lovechild of Jem and Tony Stark.

[goldfish42]

You are a bad, bad man. :D