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[furthestcoast]

Time for a riddle, I think.

I am a wonderful help to women
The hope of something good to come
I harm only my slayer
I grow very tall, erect in a bed
I am shaggy down below
The lovely girl grabs my body, rubs my red skin
Holds me hard, claims my head.
That girl will feel our meeting!
I bring tears to her eyes!
What am I?

Comments

[withoutsplendor]

[ oh! a riddle! those were fun, even if she was never any good at--

wait. these are serious times!

VANJALISTS! ]

[calesitas]

If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to make a lewd joke, Magus.

[furthestcoast]

Goodness, no! What a horrible mind you have.

[calesitas]

I'm afraid it comes with the territory sometimes.

he might be a liiiiittle tipsy

[furthestcoast]

That's not entirely true. I'm sure a look inside the head of most Civitates would reveal minds just as filthy. They're just better at hiding it.

[poorbedfellow]

sounds like something familiar to me ♥

[furthestcoast]

Oh? [nope nope nope married]

It is familiar to most women, I imagine.

[poorbedfellow]

[♥]

and some men, too, i'd wager .

[furthestcoast]

Fewer than you might think.

[geistless]

...Hah.

Obviously its not what it sounds like though.

Else it'd be a shit riddle.

And you're far too clever for that.

[furthestcoast]

Yes, that's true.

On all accounts.

Do you have a guess?

[geistless]

I'm thinking.

Not sure I care enough.

We cant all be clever or perverse.

Is the bed the seabed?

[furthestcoast]

If you care enough to respond, friend, I suspect you care enough to guess.

It is not.

[toysandtrinkets]

My first guess would be an onion.

I don't think that's right, though.

[furthestcoast]

[omg adrian you ruiner]

[he has scribbled out the answer]

Your wife's infuriating[pause]ness has rubbed of on you, Whittemore.

[toysandtrinkets]

[pause]

That was it?

I used to be terrible at these things.

Well, you know, live with a woman for enough years and you start to acquire some aspects of her personality. I don't think that's a word, though.

[furthestcoast]

If Amelia can make up words, so can I.