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[furthestcoast]

Time for a riddle, I think.

I am a wonderful help to women
The hope of something good to come
I harm only my slayer
I grow very tall, erect in a bed
I am shaggy down below
The lovely girl grabs my body, rubs my red skin
Holds me hard, claims my head.
That girl will feel our meeting!
I bring tears to her eyes!
What am I?

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[sunravaged]

I'm afraid I have spent too much time in my brother's company.

[pause]

Is this a type of food, Magus Vance?

[furthestcoast]

It is!

[sunravaged]

Oh, I didn't expect to be correct. All I can think of are of flower or vegetable beds... Is that the right direction?