[Voice]

Jan 25, 2010 11:54

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

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wahrheit, kouichi, repede, salt, brook, sanji, nu, aerith, luffy, akira, stupid yuber, wtf vash, he's gonna getcha-getcha-getcha!, hugo, vash no... no, nami, usopp, meryl, erza, kohaku, ~event

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1/2 oda_hates_me January 25 2010, 16:58:26 UTC
[SILENCE. SO MUCH SILENCE.]

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oda_hates_me January 25 2010, 16:59:12 UTC
[and then]

OI. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

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goldenglasses January 25 2010, 17:00:04 UTC
How much did you say your bounty was again?

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oda_hates_me January 25 2010, 17:01:26 UTC
Try it, Broom Head, and they won't be able to find all the pieces when I'm done with your shitty ass.

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20mask January 25 2010, 16:58:43 UTC
[Guess who woke up feeling he should give a rest to his work as thief and his dream to be a doctor and become a bounty hunter. Akira Ijyuin, he's too young to work alone but he could be a sidekick.]

Oh, mister! Where do one apply to be auditioned as a sidekick? I would love to be one of a bounty hunter and learn the job!

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goldenglasses January 25 2010, 17:01:51 UTC
Hm... do you have a catchphrase!?

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20mask January 25 2010, 17:10:33 UTC
Uhm...

[Thinking, he thought super heroes had catchphrases, not bounty hunters. Then again bounty hunters are heroes...]

Save the cheerleader, get the bounty!

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goldenglasses January 25 2010, 17:21:38 UTC
[Like Vash knows what he's doing. Sidekicks ALWAYS have catchphrases don't they?] Perfect! You're hired! I can't pay you unless we get a bounty though.

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mikangirl January 25 2010, 17:05:15 UTC
Luffy's bounty is 300 million. Go to it, Vash the Stampede.

[Someone sounds frazzled. And kinda pissed. At everyone now. Being kidnapped by a tree has made her day, really. You know what this town needs, Vash? It needs more law. And justice.]

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oda_hates_me January 25 2010, 17:15:24 UTC
No need to send Vash in the lion's den yet, Nami-san. The shit can't even handle my bounty.

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goldenglasses January 25 2010, 17:18:46 UTC
I will have both of your bounties collected by midday! [Laughs]

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mikangirl January 25 2010, 17:20:13 UTC
What? I don't have a bounty.

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amber_arcangel January 25 2010, 17:13:56 UTC
What's a bounty hunter?

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goldenglasses January 25 2010, 17:24:12 UTC
It's a man who brings in wrong-do-ers and gets paid to do so!

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amber_arcangel January 25 2010, 17:26:20 UTC
That sounds dangerous..

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goldenglasses January 25 2010, 17:42:21 UTC
It is! But not to worry! For I am strong and brave! I laugh in the face of danger!

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[Voice] And let the trolling commence? blackenedchaos January 25 2010, 17:27:29 UTC
So you've gotten over your annoying ideals?

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[Voice] Well I was trying to think of a good reason for Vash to visit 7th Heaven XD goldenglasses January 25 2010, 17:33:06 UTC
You need to bring them in alive for a bounty!

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[Voice] Being hungry usually is sufficient blackenedchaos January 25 2010, 17:36:11 UTC
And then they die for their crimes. Quite the job for an idiot like you.

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[Voice] That was my main reason - more thinking about what he'd do when he finds out goldenglasses January 25 2010, 17:38:19 UTC
[Shhh! He didn't think that far ahead] No! They go to jail!

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