[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

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[oda_hates_me]

[SILENCE. SO MUCH SILENCE.]

[oda_hates_me]

[and then]

OI. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

[goldenglasses]

How much did you say your bounty was again?

[oda_hates_me]

Try it, Broom Head, and they won't be able to find all the pieces when I'm done with your shitty ass.

[goldenglasses]

[Ignoring you] I wonder what the exchanged rate into double dollars would be...

[oda_hates_me]

OI! FREAKIN PAY ATTENTION.

[goldenglasses]

Yes Twinkle Toes?

[oda_hates_me]

Are you really gonna come after us?!

[goldenglasses]

It's my job! [Will he do anything after catching you? Probably not... if he even can.]

[oda_hates_me]

... You know what, you do that, idiot.

[goldenglasses]

I'm not doing too bad! I just caught Luffy!

[oda_hates_me]

... You did what?

[goldenglasses]

I caught Luffy! [What? You deaf?]

[oda_hates_me]

How the he-- actually, nevermind that part.

Where are you two?!

[goldenglasses]

We're headed to your place.

[oda_hates_me]

... Uh, why?