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[goldenglasses]

[Vash had just finished raiding his fridge and made himself a ham sandwich. It was perfect. Cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and plenty of ham! He set it on the table and with a smile on his face he was just about to sit down and enjoy this tasty meal when - Poof!

He found himself falling backwards into the nothingness where his chair should have

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[not_a_bluesbro]

[Oh, well, that's nice. Wolfwood finds you hanging on a tree outside their apartments... Why is it you cause him so much grief? Granted, if he left you out there and just walked off, he'd be better off... but then Meryl might get mad if you caught a cold or some shit.]

Not again... hey, Needle Noggin! Wake your ass up! How'd you even get up there?

[Yeah, he basically picks up a palm-sized rock and flings it at the spikey-haired man. What won't kill you will make you stronger.]

[goldenglasses]

[Thunk! Snore. Yup, he's still having that little sleeping problem of his. Well, a sleeping problem and a bleeding head. Thanks buddy.]

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[not_a_bluesbro]

[You're welcome.

Wolfwood itches his chin, thinking on what else he could possibly do. Shooting the branches would be pretty interesting, but aaaah, that might actually hurt the idiot even if he does always manage to be perfectly fine in stupid situations...]

[not_a_bluesbro]

[Wait!

Okay, that might work...! No one in sight, either. Meryl's off and about... Perfect.]

[Deeeep breath, and-]

[not_a_bluesbro]

LOOK OUT, VASH, IT'S MORO!!

[goldenglasses]

WHAT?! OH SHI-

NOT DONE!

[goldenglasses]

...why am I upside down!?

NOW DONE! HA!

[goldenglasses]

AND... and... and why is my head bleeding!?

[not_a_bluesbro]

[...

Job's done. Wolfwood sits down with his journal and flips all relaxed-like through it.]

I don't know, you probably hit it being a moron. What did I tell you about climbing high crap when you're always falling asleep?

[goldenglasses]

I WASN'T CLIMBING THE TREE! [Reaches up to try to free his coat.] I was just making a sandwich!

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[not_a_bluesbro]

...Making sandwiches in trees, huh?

You really expect me to think y-

[not_a_bluesbro]

[And poof, he's gone. :(]

[goldenglasses]

No, I wasn't making it in the-

[goldenglasses]

...Wolfwood?

[goldenglasses]

[Okay! Calm down, don't panic! If you just teleported out of the kitchen then Yuber must be messing with you... so Wolfwood might have not gone home. Maybe Yuber is just messing with him because he was talking to you!]

[goldenglasses]

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