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[goldenglasses]

[Vash had just finished raiding his fridge and made himself a ham sandwich. It was perfect. Cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and plenty of ham! He set it on the table and with a smile on his face he was just about to sit down and enjoy this tasty meal when - Poof!

He found himself falling backwards into the nothingness where his chair should have

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[not_a_bluesbro]

[Oh, well, that's nice. Wolfwood finds you hanging on a tree outside their apartments... Why is it you cause him so much grief? Granted, if he left you out there and just walked off, he'd be better off... but then Meryl might get mad if you caught a cold or some shit.]

Not again... hey, Needle Noggin! Wake your ass up! How'd you even get up there?

[Yeah, he basically picks up a palm-sized rock and flings it at the spikey-haired man. What won't kill you will make you stronger.]

[goldenglasses]

[Okay. Panic.]

[goldenglasses]

[Gotta get out of this damn tree! Vash pull and tugs at his coat and tangled feet. Kicking wildly to get out of the tree and figure out what's going on when-]

[goldenglasses]

[Snore. Narcolepsy strikes again!]

[wanderer_jack]

[With a loud clatter and crash, Jack steps out into the main room of the house from the bathroom, a small trail of toilet paper sticking to his sandalless foot. He is soot and dirt covered, hair undone and very mussed, eyes looking weary and almost crazed, missing one sandal, and now has one leg wet. He pauses, unsure of where he is.] Ummm, hello?

[goldenglasses]

[Hey! I know you! Guess who found himself in another tree?]

[wanderer_jack]

[Jack looks around the room, finding the kitchen rather intriguing.] Is anyone home?
[He walks around the kitchen until he draws to a pause, a sandwich sitting upon the table.]

[goldenglasses]

[NOT MY SAMMICH!]

[wanderer_jack]

[The samurai peered at the sandwich, lifting an edge of the bread to examine the contents. Still rather fresh. Whoever made it would not have wandered far...] HELLO?
[With it rather obvious no one was home, Jack moved to the window and opened the curtains. He might as well try to find out where he is if he was truly lost.]

[goldenglasses]

[Can he see the hungry sleeping man in the tree!? Or is the trunk blocking him?]

[wanderer_jack]

[Jack's eyes grew wide in surprise, causing him to jump back. After a moment's thought, he paused and checked out the window again, his brows settling into a look of disbelief.] How...?

[Somehow, the red-coated, porcupine-haired man who was just one of many to assault the samurai's tent was dangling from yet ANOTHER tree.]

[goldenglasses]

[He's a special snowflake like that.]

[wanderer_jack]

[Jack smacked a hand against his own face, running it slowly down in disbelief, leaving a trail of dirt and mud to the point he almost looked tribal in nature. He could not leave him up there...but he was out of reach. Peering at the sandwich, Jack sighed and bundled it in a small kitchen towel. He stepped outside and looked at the tree, his face falling even more lined in utter amazement at this man's aptitude in getting caught in trees.]

Excuse me, sir? I have this sandwich here...it would be a shame if its maker could not eat it...

[Jack held up the sandwich in its safe bundle, dangling it back and forth slightly.]

[goldenglasses]

[But let's not forget to add to that - ASLEEP in trees. Snore.]

[wanderer_jack]

[He sighed and peered around. What was it that he and the cross-carrying man had said earlier at his ruined tent? He calls out loudly in a rather staged voice:] Ahem--oh, no, an evil demon is about to eat this helpless...[Jack uncovers the sandwich.]...delicious sandwich!

[goldenglasses]

[Vash grumbles, starting to very slowly come around. He would have come even faster if it had been a donut. But... sandwich... he's working on it.]