This is-

It seems there is a large, lupine creature out in the wild. I caution all citizens to be warry of it.

( Private to Captain Holly Short | | Unhackable )

And see there? No great horror or terror, and I still have no doubt about the safety of our worlds. I need proof of this impending apocolypse before I get truly worried.

Everything falls back to normal equilibrium, homeostasis and calm.

It is, I believe, the way of things.

Here, at least.

This is truly disgusting. After irreparably shattering my windows, the foul creatures have swarmed into food supplies, manuscripts, appliances and god only knows what else.

Needless to say, little will be had in the way of productivity today...

Fairy! Where-

[Transmition Interupted]

( Explantation in OOC-ese )

Yesterday never happened.

As I am sure, everyone has, by now, seen this ominous thing. I cannot ask you to disbelieve it, as I do, but I ask you to do this: Do not donate a sacrifice. Not a black one, a red or a gold one. For they have never asked us of these things before, why should they need them now? These biblical curses are simply means to ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!1

[ooc Switched with DS, thus he's none too bright, today. As in, a dimwit. He lost all of his intelligence in the trade. He's got the power of the lasso of truth making people his friends, but is far too cro-magnon at moment to even notice it. So yeah. Stupid Artemis. This will never happen again, it hurts too much ( Read more... )

Ah. Raining... frogs. How creative, deities. I swear I've never heard of this in a bible before.

I seemed to respond to the curse by that of transforming into some type of super villain, a super hacker. Thus, some files of yours may be... tampered with. I apologize. If you find yourself with computer problems, I will help.

( ooc ♥ )

( Private to Allies> Unhackable )

This forest is quite adequite for hunting.

Who wishes to join me?

[ooc Artemis. Yeah.]

This is without doubt the most ammusing thing I have seen in a very long time.

Hold your notes, annunciate and project.