Body Guard Service - Revamp!

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♥NEW AND IMPROVED HONEY-CHAN SUPER BODYGUARD MATCHMAKING SERVICE♥

Yo everyone! This is Honey-chan coming over the airwaves to you Discedo, bringing with her the new, improved bodyguard service

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[baratiesbest]

Sure thing, Miss Honey~! Thank you for keeping me on the list! ♥

Your Name: Sanji
Your Frequency:
Where You Live: Marshall
When You're free: Mostly mornings and late nights, but I got a flexible schedule! We can always arrange something~
Special Skills: I'm an excellent fighter.
Are You Chipped or Unchipped?: Chipped. Doesn't make much of a difference though.
Required Payment if Applicable: None for the ladies~! Male applicants need to be discussed on a case-by-case basis.

[baratiesbest]

[ohgod he'd really rather not babysit some guy he doesn't even know but SINCE WHEN CAN HE SAY NO TO boobs A LADY]

Ah? Sure, I suppose that would be alright. Who is he?

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His name is Eald'narche and he lives in Gohl so it should be kind of easy for you to keep an eye on him once in a while. His sister says he gets into fights, and has even gotten killed because of that kind of behavior in the past.

It's a pretty personal request.

[baratiesbest]

Hey, I think I know that kid. I... don't really live in Gohl anymore, but it wouldn't be much of a problem to keep an eye on him if you need me to.

Count me in.

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Thanks Sanji-kun! Oh yeah we've got two guys to interview who are interested!

personalninja and be_wary_of. And we just got a new guy on the team, Seifer Almasy. He seems a little rough around the edges, but I think he's got in him, so I'm gonna see how he does with Mr. White.

[baratiesbest]

Damn, that was fast! Sounds like business is booming already!

Alright, just tell me what you want me to do! Your wish is my command, Miss Honey!♥

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Just prepare some questions about what you think is the most important qualities in a bodyguard.

[baratiesbest]

Yes ma'am!

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Okay! Can I see what they are so we don't end up asking the same thing and look really stupid?

[baratiesbest]

Ah... I suppose I'd ask them about previous experience, find out what they'd do if something would happen. Maybe even give them a practical test so we know if these bastards can defend themselves first before pairing them off with someone.

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A practical test sounds good. I don't think anyone would sign up for this if they couldn't actually do it but that's beside the point. Okay, with Silver-Kun and Yamazaki-kun, we'll try a physical test.

Also, Lehko-chan's request would actually be against the law so I'm gonna let her know we can't do that kind of contract.

[baratiesbest]

People have a habit of being overconfident in their skills. Better safe than sorry, you know?

Really? Oh well, we wouldn't want to break the law.