My sinuses feel like they're too big to fit inside of my face.

SO I FINALLY SAW THE PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE.

(I'm still here, guys. <3)

Just how young is too young?

Seriously; I need some advice.

http://espn.iliad.com/index.html

That guy in the top-left corner...that's my sister's ex-boyfriend.

HOW COOL IS THAT?!

If you could bend over any celebrity of the same sex, who would it be?

I pick Cate Blanchett.


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My gran died.

Kayla called me from the Truth Tour concert and left me 4 Kanye voicemails.

I'm so happy.

And.

I watched Cold Mountain today.

And like...

Jude Law.

Sorry I haven't updated in a long time. I've been on vacation and/or lazy ( Read more... )

HOBO EHO Bros 05: haha the other day the sushi chef told me to take some sushi, so i was like, 'can i eat it?' n he was like 'ye ye eat take eat' so i took it to the back and ate it. 5 minutes later the managers ran up and started yelling at me. apparently it was for a customer. they were not happy ( Read more... )