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Man, when they're teenagers, we are SO SCREWED.
Today, Noah stabbed Jack in the eye with a fork ( Read more... ) -
I don't want anybody else.
When I think about you, I touch myself.
Oh yeah, you. -
Attention Spammers:
I do not need to get or keep an erection because I have no penis ( Read more... ) -
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JC Lira is the sexiest man alive. -
Oh, you will all hate me. Oh yes. You will.
THIS made me so happy I peed a little. -
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lions and tigers and bears! OH MY!
That's where I used to live! buffalobeeotch! You lived there too! 10 minutes up the street? Apparently, from other reports, no zoos have reported any missing, which means someone aquired it illegally and then LET IT GO IN SUBURBAN RICHMOND.
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Anyone want a papasan chair and cushion? You can have it next weekend, you can have it for free, and we'll talk about how to get it to you. If you don't live in Richmond, you have to come get it. -
BOO. YA.
YEAH, BABY!!!!!!!
I can hear people all up and down my block screaming.
This is SO fucking awesome.