Arr, listen up ye. I be in need of a crew. Any crew 'll do.

There be many positions open:
navigator
helms man
deck hands
ores man
etc. etc. etc...

The voyage be a pareless one, but it be simple in nature.
Sail to the island inhabited by Kyon, grab him, sail back.

Now stop yer stare'n an join me!

((ooc: That's right Haruhi is going to rescue ( Read more... )

Arrrg. I be a pirate now! Captain Suzumiya!

I likes me hat. 'tis a fine outfit, much fun to wear.

(haha it's fun talking like that)

Now where be me crew? They've got ores to man, sails to unfurl, flags to hoist, and a poopdeck to swab!

Really it's NOT funny! It never was funny! This joke has gone on way too long.

There's a difference between having fun at another expense and beating a dead horse. That's what you're doing, whoever you are, you're beating a dead horse. You will get no more reaction from me, I am through with this!

gahhhhhhhhha!!
What does everyone want with my Kyon?!
He's:
Stupid
Uninteresting
Useless

I guess he wasn't really Marjoly's boyfriend... just from what everyone told me about her.
Now he's gone again!
What's the point in taking him?!
Who would take him? Why?

aksjaksd

Who is this "Marjoly"?! I've never met her before.
And where dose Kyon get off being her boyfriend!!?

[EDIT] I'll be in need of a volunteer. Hey! Makubex, you up to it?

I have decided that I am going to work at Ayame-sensei's shop. He offered me a job and since the money my dad gave me is almost gone I of course accepted ( Read more... )

What's with all the gay talk?!!

No one asked for your opinion! So shut up!

None of this matters anyway!

So the darkness is over! Everything is returning to normal... but Kyon still isn't back! I thought that... I guess his disappearance wasnt tied to the darkworld like I had first suspected.

Kyooooooon!!! Just you wait, when I find you--I'm off to put up more posters. Now that it's bright outside I can put them all over the trees and doors and walls ( Read more... )

When you lose something you make a lost poster. That way people can see you lost something, and if they find that something they can return it to you. People shouldn't be able to hang on to something if they know someone else is looking for it ( Read more... )

[barely private||quite easily hacked (Haruhi's not so good with computers)]

KYON!! When I find you, you are in so much trouble! For your sake you had better have a good excuse...If not......stupid Kyon, postponing everything. At this rate there'll never be an SOS, and what's the deal with not talking to anyone ( Read more... )