Kyon's bike is a rowboat!

[goddess_haruhi]

Arrrg. I be a pirate now! Captain Suzumiya!

I likes me hat. 'tis a fine outfit, much fun to wear.

(haha it's fun talking like that)

Now where be me crew? They've got ores to man, sails to unfurl, flags to hoist, and a poopdeck to swab!